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A thinking puzzle

Three women dressed in swimsuits were standing together. Two were sad and one was happy. But the sad women were smiling and the happy one was crying. Why?
 
csaclint said:
Shamrocker said:
Three women dressed in swimsuits were standing together. Two were sad and one was happy. But the sad women were smiling and the happy one was crying. Why?
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It was a bikini contest/beauty pagent?
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Yep.

The boss of a storage warehouse had just arrived at work when one of his employees burst into his office. The man explained that while asleep the previous night he had dreamed that one of the stored boxes contained a bomb that would explode at two p.m., causing a terrible fire. The boss was skeptical, but agreed to investigate. After a search, a bomb was found in the area foreseen in the man's dream. The police were called, the bomb defused, and a tragedy averted. Afterward, the boss thanked the employee sincerely and then fired him.
The sacked man had not planted the bomb, and his prophetic dream had saved the warehouse from destruction. Yet the manager was right to fire him. Why?
 
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

Edit: the employee was the night watchman, sleeping on the job.
 
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