Everybody loves the law

[AVB]

Feel free to add your own.

The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the state. - Tacitus

In Georgia the law specifically forbids "selling a minor under age 12 to rope or wire walk, be a gymnast, contortionist, circus rider, acrobat or clown.

Lenin received his law degree in 1891

The first person eaten in "Jurassic Park" is a lawyer

It is illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma

Being a good robber is like being a good lawyer - Willie Sutton

What is an attorney but a college graduate who couldn't get into medical school. - Major Charles Emerson Winchester of MASH

May your life be filled with lawyers - Mexican curse

It is against the law to offer a cigar to an animal in Zion, Il.

Idiot is a Greek legal term meaning "Those who do not vote"

 

[cigarsarge]

Why won't a rattlesnake bite a lawyer??




















Answer: Professional courtesy!!! :sign: :laugh:

 

[Len___T]

http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php

all kinds of good stuff there lol....len

 

[Madmidget]

In the state of Tennessee:

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Looks like Phil Fulmer is in trouble next time I go to Knoxville!

 

[souldog]

ROFL :laugh: so crazy!!!

I'm a cop, and luckily I haven't enforced any STUPID laws like these!!!

 

[Seanholio]

Two corpses are sitting in the road. One is a snake, and the other is a lawyer. What's the difference between them?




































There are skidmarks in front of the snake.

 

[Infinity]

ROFL :laugh: so crazy!!!

I'm a cop, and luckily I haven't enforced any STUPID laws like these!!!

Aha...but you are a cigar smoking cop, big difference :laugh:

Brian

 

[Special K]

"The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers." - Shakespeare's King Henry VI.

And I'm a future lawyer! 3 months to graduation!

PS - There's debate saying its praise of lawyers, and other's disagreeing. Who cares, it's funny.