I've discovered there are two type of people

[bfreebern]

I like Chris Farley, Elvis and the Beatles.  Where does that put me?

Your making this way too easy for us ..... :laugh: :laugh:

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Go ahead and say something.........Mr wine boy, drinking Port w/ his pinkie in the air

 

[mrjinglesusa]

My favorite would have to be Robin Williams though. That guy is just down right funny. He is funny when he is vulgar, he is funny when he is doing G Rated stuff. His standups are some of the funniest things I have ever seen. Have any of you seen his standup on how the game of golf was created? Now that is classic.

Brandon

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:thumbs: Arguably one of the funniest men ever. That golf bit he did was one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I got the DVD of that show just to watch that over and over. It never gets old and has me rolling every time.

I liked Farley, but thought there were (and are) much better (read funnier) comedians. He was great at physical comedy but not much else IMO.

 

[KayakinBoy]

I like Chris Farley, Elvis and the Beatles. Where does that put me?

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One hell of a good guy! :laugh:

 

[puffnstuff]

Farley's not bad, but the beatles REALLY DO SUCK.

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[MiamiCubano]

Farley was good, I'll give you that. But I can't believe it. Has everyone forgotten?

 

[Treamayne]

Robin is good -

I like the Blue Collar Comedy Tours (I and II)

Mostly my humor is very off beat.... Wierd Al anyone?

Some Dennis Leary is funny, but I don't generally like people who have to be graphic for a laugh (ADC) and, like I said, not so big on the physical comedy.

Here's a curve ball.... who thought the movie Josie and the Pussycats was funny?

 

[mrjinglesusa]

Here's a curve ball.... who thought the movie Josie and the Pussycats was funny?

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I did but I would never admit it on an internet forum. Oops...

 

[Tuxindy]

Here's a curve ball.... who thought the movie Josie and the Pussycats was funny?

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I did but I would never admit it on an internet forum. Oops...

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I watched about 10 minutes, then I found out it wasn't R rated so I changed the channel. But then again I only made it 5 minutes of Farenhiet 911 :angry2: ..........What about the classic "zoolander"?

 

[camaroon4me]

Now if Karl likes something really offbeat, he needs to try Emo Phillips. I was lucky enough to see his live show about 15 years ago at Chaplins Comedy Club.
Hillarious.

JV

 

[AVB]

The Wisdom Of Emo Phillips:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips

...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said "A truck!" -- Emo Phillips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." -- Emo Phillips

The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil. -- Emo Phillips

I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse." -- Emo Phillips

I'm a great lover, I'll bet. -- Emo Phillips

People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" -- Emo Phillips

People come up to me and they're worried...that I'll reproduce. -- Emo Phillips

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillips

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. -- Emo Phillips

I was walking down the street, something caught my eye...and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillips

I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillips

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists. -- Emo Phillips

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky---but there wasn't any gum under any of them. -- Emo Phillips

The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?" I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillips

Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. His reply: "I don't know, re-election to the Senate?"

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks. -- Emo Phillips

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillips

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillips

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said "If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference." -- Emo Phillips

 

[bhaney]

Rodney was also a pretty funny man. Emo is one of those guys you either laugh your ass off at or just sit there and go WTF. Personally, I think he is a riot.

Brandon

 

[Swissy]

Sorry to say,
but Monty Python fan here... :0

 

[junkman_56]

No need to be sorry...
Monty Python is GREAT!!

 

[KayakinBoy]

Never really got into the monty guy stuff....

 

[gregor22]

Caught Rodney at the MGM Grand a few years ago. I have never laughed as hard in my life. Non-stop one liners for an hour.

Gregor

 

[Tuxindy]

What about someone living, like Larry the Cable Guy? Git R Dun

 

[loanshark]

All I got to say is...

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Pics of the master!!!

Farley was just a student of the game. But I was still a fan

 

[Sandalwood]

I'll admit it - I'm the first non-Farley.

Nor do I like SNL, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, South Park, BnB or any "slapstick" in general. Not my cup o' tea.

I would say I have an odd sense of humor.... my friends say I simply don't have one at all.

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I can't stand Adam Sandler. Happy Gilmore and Little Nicky had some redeeming qualities, but Big Daddy and Mr. Deeds were utter mindless drivel bull****.

 

[PSTAN]

Love Farley and John B. for the physical humor but I have to say I love Robin W. and Chevy Chase.

 

[gr8full2day]

He was funny as hell till he took the eternal dirt nap!! That however wasn't too funny...In a van down by the river....