LiLo LiLo its off to jail she goes

[bfreebern]

I'll take my urethra the way it is Doc, but thanks for the ackward feeling I have now.

Works every time!

Doc.

I bet you were a downer as a wing man, LOL.


"Hey Doc, you take the big chick so I can get with her hot friend"

"Buddy, remember that story of the tool we have in the sick bay?"

 

[chg]

Glad to see finally she's get'n some. If she's lucky the time served may wake her up... if not I'm sure she can find a stylish tombstone.

 

[Shamrocker]

I'd hit it!

Really, no hidden link. I am disappointed.

Gary that thing's engulfed so much cock you'd need an extra strength jimmy to protect against diseases and a girth extender to scrape the side walls.

It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

[bmccloud83]

its about time.

 

[Breedy]

Judge sentences Lohan to 90 days in jail

In all honesty how dare this little tartlet try and steal the media spot light away from LeBron James and his special 1-hour name-where-you-are-going-presser/photo op. As a resident of North Eastern Ohio (otherwise know as NEO, to all those not named Josh) I have been living with a non-stop media blitz and can't have Lilo breaking in on it. I mean, do you know that LeBron had his tax records transferred to Chicago or that the little shin-dig is at some sort of boys and girls club that has no locations in Ohio. The only relief I get from this edge of my seat drama is this.

 

[Josh]

As a resident of North Eastern Ohio (otherwise know as NEO, to all those not named Josh)

 

[The Black Cloud]

Who is this "Lebron" person you speak of? ???

 

[elderboy02]

Lindsay will be doing porn in 5 months.

Who is taking the over and who is taking the under?

 

[JHolmes763]

Who is taking the over and who is taking the under?

Peter North and Ron Jeremy, respectively.

-John Holmes

 

[grateful1]

Who is taking the over and who is taking the under?

Peter North and Ron Jeremy, respectively.

-John Holmes

OK..who gave John the kool-ade?!


<applaud>

 

[Pyre]

Lindsay will be doing porn in 5 months.

Who is taking the over and who is taking the under?

Did you know she is portraying Linda Lovelace in an upcoming flick?

And it disgusts me that I know so much about this stuff. She's famous for what exactly? A movie 10 years ago?

She deserves every bit of jail time she gets. The judge even pointed out several of her lies that she has been caught in. The girl doesn't know how to tell the truth and thinks she's above the law. 'Flippant' comes to mind.

 

[beyond the band]

Piece of trash. She needs to be taken out. F her.

 

[Q_The_Cop]

We (the other detectives and I) were talking about this when it came on Fox News.... I WISH I was a judge sometimes... I hear the "do you know who I am?" question ALL THE TIME!!! I have adopted to answer "you have me mistaken for someone who cares who you are..." If I was the judge who sentenced her to begin with she would have already been in jail. You don't sentence someone to go to alcohol classes and a court date and she goes to Cannes instead. She said her dog ate her passport... REALLY?!? NOPE!! There would have been a warrant issued right then!

She must have me mistaken for someone who cares who she is...

(I had to use that answer to a city counsel member from a county 200 miles away, earlier this week... Like I care...)

:laugh:

 

[elderboy02]

Lindsay will be doing porn in 5 months.

Who is taking the over and who is taking the under?

Did you know she is portraying Linda Lovelace in an upcoming flick?

.....

Wow, this will probably be her best acting performance. :laugh:

 

[PetersCreek]

I'd hit it!

Some folks are just too damn lazy to masturbate. I'd rather stick my tackle in a cold, wet bag of gravel. :sign:

 

[grateful1]

I'd hit it!

Some folks are just too damn lazy to masturbate. I'd rather stick my tackle in a cold, wet bag of gravel.

I think she's taken...

 

[PetersCreek]

Oh, man. That's gonna make lunch difficult today.