SamClemmons Classics

[Allofus123]

This thread has several good ones....

This one has done it all, seen it all, has all the answers and thinks he's got a pretty tall hat. Nice hat, nothin' in it.

Mental Giants.......

 

[CoventryCat86]

Kenny's right, that thread is FULL of classics but this is by far and away my favorite:

One thing is talking some trash but watch were you step.
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Watch where I step? Buwahahahahaha. No problem, I'll put some newspapers down for ya.
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[grateful1]

Ok - I'll take the heat for topping this one...it's just funny!!!

 

[insight]

Worth the bump!

 

[Allofus123]

Just as well post some recent stuff:

Let's chill on the name calling guys. If you're going to question a guy's character at least be clever about it. It's much more effective to leave a malcontent wondering if he's just been insulted.

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[Double D]

Lmao Neal always makes me laugh especially when he is riled his interview is good as well.

 

[CoventryCat86]

QUOTE(Belicoso_Fino @ Aug 16 2007, 06:15 PM) *

Neal, I have not once come hee and told you to run your house.

Puddle? I'll take my puddle over anything you've got here.

At least in my puddle we have cigar content. The best thning you've got here is this thread.

QUOTE(SamClemmons @ Aug 16 2007, 06:37 PM)

This ain't my house and I didn't tell you how to run your board. My opinions are considered and generally well respected. I can't help being right, it just comes naturally.

I don't think attempting to insult a "cigar board" is gonna leave the lasting impression you're going for. It's like kicking the fender after you run your car into a tree... it's a fucking car, hello.

Cigarpass is where I hang out.

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[grateful1]

In the future if anyone is in doubt as to whether they should tee off on a newbie just pm me and I'll do it.

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This one's gooda:

I learned a while ago:

Your opinion is wrong. Not only that it's stupid. ... fugg off. Have a nice day.

'bout sums it up.

---John Holmes...

Thanks John!

 

[CoventryCat86]

Softballs over......

Well... cuabasurfer... you confused me a little with that title. I couldn't figure out if you was ordering breakfast or describing a physical condition. I suspect it's a physical condition... knowing you.

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[CoventryCat86]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Plus... I'm trying to be like my IDOL Sammy Clemster!

Perhaps plastic surgery is in order. Also, you may want to read something, cereal boxes at first then move on to a book (no pictures).

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[grateful1]

Holy Crap!! I sat here and read all the rules for every forum, and I totally missed that 4 month thing. Last thing I want is to screw anything up around here. My apologies for this thread. Mods, feel free to delete it. Again, my apologies for the transgression.

There ain't no "mods", just a bunch of e-thugs with time on their hands.

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Are there any others out there we missed?

 

[Devil Doc]

I thought this was pretty good.

Oh puhlease. My wife cooks dinner for me every night and breakfast on the weekends. "Oh my" you say, "what a lucky guy" you continue. "It ain't like that" say I. It's insidious I tell you. She is a world class bad cook and I mean the absolute worst. See? She does it just to dare me to say something about it or, God forbid, not eat it. I'm over there fangin' down the most atrocious and revolting fare ever to be ruined on the stove and she's watching with that venomous little sneer on her face, poised and coiled and mentally working out her 2 hour speach about how ungrateful I am mostly to ruin and use up my cigar and reading time. Aaaand she's like, ubber successful and obscenely compensated and she only did THAT to rub my nose in it. So don't come to me with your silly "old bat nurse" schtick. Hah! Did I mention she's hot too? That's right, and won't give me no action neither. Don't bother people that have real problems Doc.

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[grateful1]

This is a great line:

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So... you were trying to handle it like an adult? Try a smarter adult next time. Your reasoning and logic are flawed to the point of comedy. You should probably leave the heavy lifting to someone capable.


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