• Hi Guest - Come check out all of the new CP Merch Shop! Now you can support CigarPass buy purchasing hats, apparel, and more...
    Click here to visit! here...

The truth about Wilkey

The truth about Wilkey and Moki

What is the truth about these guys? Something strange is going on here!
This love / hate relationship concerns us all, I am ready to help, who
will join me. ???

Brian

Knock yourself out bro, I'm gonna take a pass on the 4-way!




:whistling:
 
Knock yourself out bro, I'm gonna take a pass on the 4-way!

vomit.jpg
 
(sitting on the sidelines watching the frey)

As a newbie, I'm committed to reading more, posting less, and I'm trying my best to stop laughing.

(walking away from the frey) :whistling:
 
How does Moki know so much about gay asian porn anyway? ???

Where do you think he gets the cash to buy all those wacky Fuentes? Surely not by selling computer games.

Ask him about his classic super-8 feature, "Look Into my Rear Round Eye!" Drunken American businessman becomes indoctrinated into the secret world of Thai cushion-boffing.

Wilkey
 
Ask him about his classic super-8 feature, "Look Into my Rear Round Eye!" Drunken American businessman becomes indoctrinated into the secret world of Thai cushion-boffing.

Wilkey
:sign:

Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones!
 
Like I said...

...I'm thinking that Wilkey's tenure as "Head Skipper" is a double entendre for his roles in the gay porn industry.

.....

Providence, RI Head Skipper--Wilkey Wong

What does skipping do for you? Of all the mystical, health, and fun reasons…I think most of all, it is the simplest physical activity that can be done that makes you feel like you’re flying. When I’m at the peak of my hop, I can just close my eyes and feel like I’m miles high when I’m only inches off the ground. The brief, magical sensation of weightlessness let’s me feel like I’ve left the flat earth, my troubles, pain and stresses behind. When I touch back down for my step, the rush of power as I push against the ground fills me with the energy to fly even higher. I guess it’s a Zen thing.

Why did you decide to be the head skipper? I could say that I’m at a stage of rebirth, I’m rediscovering, revealing and nurturing the child within. And it would be true. It would also be true to say that this world and this society just needs more fun, more frivolity. We need to laugh. We need even the fleeting moments of joy. I felt it was time for me to be the stone thrown into the pond, to make ripples of positive energy, touch others and spread happiness. Providence is experiencing such a resurgence and explosion of vitality that the timing and place are truly converging to make the now, right.

Where is your favorite place to skip? I love to skip anywhere. I particularly like the grocery store, wilderness trails for a little extreme skipping and wherever people might tend to look at you funny. Since the Providence waterfront has been rejuvenated, it is also a beautiful place to skip. I hope to someday skip along the Charles River in Boston and the Cape Cod National Seashore.
 
I was wondering how long this would take.........
Not long, apparently.






Not to worry. An informant has recently passed on a very interesting little tidbit. All will be revealed soon.

Wilkey
 
You know, I'm wondering ....... Moki may be on to something here, with all this evidence it's making me wonder who is the real Ginseng? ???


:cool:
 
You know, I'm wondering ....... Moki may be on to something here, with all this evidence it's making me wonder who is the real Ginseng? ???


:cool:

"Head Skipper" was clearly a gentle euphemism. Substitute "pole polisher" in the above text, and oddly enough, it still works.
 
Top