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Amazing feat of stupidity #71: the big ass cigar

moki

moki

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Complete disregard for life, limb, and common sense are all prerequisites for doing something deserving of the moniker "amazingly stupid." With this in mind, I decided to see how quickly, and how far down, I could smoke an 18" cigar with a 66 ring gauge. If you don't know how big that is, let's just say that men dream of it, and women would run in fear of it.

Why did I decide to do this? If there was actual rational thought behind it, it would not be an amazing feat of stupidity! Don't ask me silly questions! The cigar I decided to smoke is a genuine monster, the largest regular production cigar in the world: the Puros Indios Chief, one and a half feet long of rolled tobacco goodness.

Check out the full story with the gruesome pictures documenting this event here:

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/bigasscigar/
 
Kudos Moki, that's quite a feat. :thumbs:
 
WOW :0 :0 !!!
Good job Moki.
Just 4 hours and 26 minutes. damn... was i off!!
Well congratulations and i wish you a full recovery!! :D
 
You're one sick SOB, but i love it.

Great Job!


I still think the tobaccocino was a better idea! :D
 
Great stuff Andrew :)

A feller over at CF was at a herf that I attended a few years ago.. smoked 2 Opus 'A's back to back, then curled up on the couch and proceeded to attempt to pass out. We wouldn't let him though. ;) That did match the 18"s in a cheating way, but NO WHERE NEAR the ring guage though. I gotta applaud you.
 
Horse said:
Great stuff Andrew :)

A feller over at CF was at a herf that I attended a few years ago.. smoked 2 Opus 'A's back to back, then curled up on the couch and proceeded to attempt to pass out. We wouldn't let him though. ;)
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I'd only be impressed if he did them both at the same time, one out of each cheek ;)
 
I just want to know if that is your last Indian Chief. :D
 
I'm impressed. I really didn't think that the last several inches would be tolerable to smoke. You are a brave man. Excellent story telling along with the great photos. :thumbs:
 
Big Slim Junior said:
I'm impressed. I really didn't think that the last several inches would be tolerable to smoke.
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The last several inches really weren't tolerable to smoke.
 
Yeah...I bet this isn't the first time you've smoked an 18' "genuine monster" and came away w/ a yellow tongue :D

Seriously though. Nice work and a phenomenal show of commitment. You are my sunshine and I will bow down to your Godly herfing skills next time I see you.
 
I've seen these in one of my local cigar shops for $24.99. I couldn't even imagine smoking it. :lookup:

Moki, WELL DONE! :thumbs:

I've stopped smoking cigars after 9pm, because of the nicotine buzz..... I have a VERY hard time sleeping after I smoke one that late.
 
CP, where Moki's pain is our... entertainment.

Thanks, and congratulations for pulling off this Amazing Feat of Stupidity!
 
Kudos, I was wondering if it could be done.

BTW did you have to obtain a permit from the local Fire Department to light it?
 
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