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Here's a goodin' ... lol


Thanks folks. I was sitting here thinking of something wise ass to say as per surfer dudes request and it occured to me. God, 47 is really old. You know you're old when you're trying to think of things that you can still do that you used to do. And while I'm still virile, handsome, strong, clever, agile and smart... there are consequences to what you do in high school, college and the military. My hands hurt all the time, my knees are getting tricky, I have a torn rotator in my right shoulder that can't be scoped and my hearing is going south.
I will no longer climb ladders over 10 feet since my ability to bounce is gone. All night fun fests with the wife consist of a brief encounter in the shower (with or without her) then a few beers and a cigar in front of the TV watching old movies till three A.M. I still split 3 cords of wood every year but what used to take a weekend now takes two weeks (the reason for this, I'm sure, is due to global warming which makes the wood harder and more sinewy... seriously!) I walk/run my dogs twice a day every day 2 miles at a pop.
Now you're asking yourself, "What the hell does this have to do with being old?" My reply to this is, "Not a thing." Just thought I'd make you housebound youngsters feel guilty about the sedentary lifestyles you may be leading. So... the young guys are saying, "47? God you're old", and the old guys are saying, "47? That's not so old." Let me tell you someting Old Guys, you are wrong. And to you Young Guys, here's hoping that you can reach the venerable old age of 47 with HALF the style and grace as I have. It's not like you have a choice, you have to work with what you have.

Moke, addy in profile.

Time for my nap. Ta ta.
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http://www.cigarpass.com/forums/index.php?...ndpost&p=126824
 
QUOTE (SFG75 @ Nov 23 2004, 10:35 PM)
I don't know, I remember bigmac and another poor soul being chased from thread to thread about their wrongs. Whenever they tried to post, someone would follow and keep dragging stuff up.


Revisionist history and complete crapola. BM the victim? Uh.... no.


Now, about the current situation. Jason posted a baiting comment. The hunter dudes (Kenny & company) called him on it. Jason began backpeddling and the hunter dudes (Kenny & company) continued with flanking movements. Sound tactics in my opinion.

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http://www.cigarpass.com/forums/index.php?...opic=9839&st=60
 
Some people should never be permitted to get near a camera and if a photo is accidently taken there should be a law that it be burned or deleted or at the very least buried in the deepest, junkiest drawer in the house.
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ROFLMAO!
 
Allofus123 said:
Some people should never be permitted to get near a camera and if a photo is accidently taken there should be a law that it be burned or deleted or at the very least buried in the deepest, junkiest drawer in the house.
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ROFLMAO!
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THIS is for Kenny, since he has this issue with following the rules :p

cohibasurfer in first post to thread said:
Post it then link it .... Like this....
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Great stuff here. I'm just wondering.....if Neal is closely related to Archie Bunker. :laugh:
 
coventrycat86 said:
SFG, ya GOTTA follow instructions:
Post it then link it
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You left out the LINK. If I can figure out how to do it then anyone can.
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Here.

Now for the part that had me rollin......

I can't believe you guys fell for his "Oh I'm very generous and would never.... and I'll send ya worthless Hawhyun nuts and shiz and I'm a good guy everyone says so," crapola. Wade has absconded with this pass and you won't see it no more. You people are soooooo gullible. Kiss it goodbye. Aaaand, he ain't sent me nothin' in a very long time... PROOF of his nefarious motives.

They don't call him the Hawaiian Hiighwayman for nothin'.
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Face it Dweeber, you're never gonna get everyone to like you. You can't be someone you're not. Being a class 4 jacka$$ myself I can attest to this. But geez, look at it this way, at least everyone knows exactly what they're getting with you.
I think you're manic and excitable and I like that in my women ... and I'm learning to live with it in everyone else but caustic... not hardly... read some of my posts.

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This is one of my favorite ones. No one calls it like Neal!
 
"Hey that's my picture you can't have my picture because... well... you can't, it's mine and I don't want you to and you can't have it. Give it back. That's my picture and I don't want you to have my picture and it's my picture and I can proove it's my picture cause it's still in my camera so REMOVE IT OR DIE"

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blair said:
"Hey that's my picture you can't have my picture because... well... you can't, it's mine and I don't want you to and you can't have it. Give it back. That's my picture and I don't want you to have my picture and it's my picture and I can proove it's my picture cause it's still in my camera so REMOVE IT OR DIE"

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Yeah, but the rest of the post is even better. The fat man sitting in front of the computer is classic!
 
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