MNBrian
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I received a curious package today...
Naturally, being a straight up badass, I didn't shy away from this meager attempt to throw me off. First I opened the bread and made a house.
And I don't care that the pictures are sideways. I was busy with my bread house okay?
Then I cracked the lid on the fishy stank.
It smelled like fish for sure. So I ate some because I'm tough and smoke cigars in weather like this -
With a porch that looks like this -
And then I dumped out the fishy mayo and dug out this strange object -
Then I started wrenching at that damn pipe for a while with a vice grip until I grabbed this -
And when that didn't work - this
And after twenty minutes with the torch and fifteen with the sawsall and nearly breaking my concrete steps... i have this to show for it...
A charred and barely cut closed paperweight. Touché mister Phisch.
Clearly you recognize a badass when you see one. But I think you've outdone yourself. You made the pipe Viking proof...
Edited to add: I'm open to suggestions from the peanut gallery. Clearly Scap's plastic bag from Hugh Jorgan was preferable to the impenetrable fortress of this sealed lead pipe. Then again, I'm not a plumber or pipe fitter. Maybe there's an easier way to skin this cat.
Naturally, being a straight up badass, I didn't shy away from this meager attempt to throw me off. First I opened the bread and made a house.
And I don't care that the pictures are sideways. I was busy with my bread house okay?
Then I cracked the lid on the fishy stank.
It smelled like fish for sure. So I ate some because I'm tough and smoke cigars in weather like this -
With a porch that looks like this -
And then I dumped out the fishy mayo and dug out this strange object -
Then I started wrenching at that damn pipe for a while with a vice grip until I grabbed this -
And when that didn't work - this
And after twenty minutes with the torch and fifteen with the sawsall and nearly breaking my concrete steps... i have this to show for it...
A charred and barely cut closed paperweight. Touché mister Phisch.
Clearly you recognize a badass when you see one. But I think you've outdone yourself. You made the pipe Viking proof...
Edited to add: I'm open to suggestions from the peanut gallery. Clearly Scap's plastic bag from Hugh Jorgan was preferable to the impenetrable fortress of this sealed lead pipe. Then again, I'm not a plumber or pipe fitter. Maybe there's an easier way to skin this cat.
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