It's Big! It's Black! I Want to put It In My Mouth!

[jfields]

So, I vaguely remember bantering back and forth with Bri over pubes, or no pubes.....

Fast forward to over a year later and I've completely forgotten about the whole thing. Even when I get home last night and see a package on the kitchen counter, it doesn't register. So I proceed to open it with my 13 year old daughter and wife standing over my shoulder.

As quickly as I covered it back up, my daughter was quite happy to announce that it was too late and she knew what it was. Then started the interesting conversation between husband and wife about why a female was sending me a penis in the mail. I couldn't stop laughing long enough to explain.

She did think the chocolate was pretty good though!

Thanks Bri! You got me, and goes back to the old "When you least expect it" saying.....

 

[MadMonk]

My son (he's also 13) would say "for real?". Then he'd bust a gut.

So, I guess it was "fun size"?

 

[MoeCizlak]

That's outstanding. So many questions though...

 

[MNBrian]

Double strike? Looks like Haywood Jablowmey had quite the day...

 

[Succubus]

Hope I didn't cause any awkwardness with your wife and daughter, but I couldn't resist as we discussed it over a year ago

And I'm sure you know, but it's completely safe to eat. Vacuumed sealed it the same day I got it. It's actually a giant chocolate covered macaroon.

Try not to shove it all in at once oh and a selfie would be funny

ETA love the title btw!

 

[George Scott]

Wow, too many schweddy balls around here...

 

[mmburtch]

Somehow I just knew this wasn't about midgets

 

[bfreebern]

Geez, from the title I thought we were about to hear some stories from John's glory days.

 

[Succubus]

Geez, from the title I thought we were about to hear some stories from John's glory days.

You mean glory hole days

 

[Johnny B]

You mean glory hole days

Oh Snap!

 

[golfgar]

Awkward sequence of events for sure.

 

[jfields]

You mean glory hole days

Well that escalated quickly!!!

 

[Scap]

This crowd is like hanging around with a bunch of vets, chemical plant operators, and frat boys.....all rolled into one.

 

[jfields]

This crowd is like hanging around with a bunch of vets, chemical plant operators, and frat boys.....all rolled into one.

Don't forget the Marines! You can't forget the Marines brother!!!!

 

[Scap]

Don't forget the Marines! You can't forget the Marines brother!!!!

I felt "vets" was all inclusive, but yes especially Uncle Sam's Misguided Childrens.

 

[Succubus]

Well that escalated quickly!!!

Hey, you're the one talking about putting big black things in your mouth!!

 

[MadMonk]

No, Marines and Navy are the champs.
I've worked with all branches.

 

[jfields]

No, Marines and Navy are the champs.
I've worked with all branches.

I knew you'd get me Dan!!!

 

[CMontoya79]

If ever in Denver you could enjoy one of these!

 

[Succubus]

View attachment 15570 If ever in Denver you could enjoy one of these!

I remember in the past when you posted this lol

Is it cream filled?