Tobacco rolls! What else?
A man should always carry a small bottle of whisky in case of a snake bite.
A man should also carry a snake...
Reminds me on my safari. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water!
I don't drink water. Fish **** in it...
Omg., W.C. Fields used the evil f-word.... ;-)