Recent content by Merciless

Ah, my condolences on the damage to your compound, "General". I trust your homeowners insurance will cover the damages. Those to your reputation, however.... well, I suppose you'll have to deal with that. As to those of you who thought I was gone, SURPRISE!! Further information will be...

Damn USPS, can't trust their blurry printers!! Well, I'm hunkered down, the dogs are being kept in, there are no kids, so do your worst. (Puny as that will be.) MERCILESS Signing off and gone. (But not forgotten, I'm sure! Muwahahahahahah...... :laugh: )

So you think I'm AVB!?! I'm flattered, truly, as he is an upstanding BOTL!! :thumbs: But you couldn't be more wrong!! :sign: :sign: Swissy, when you checked the rubble, did you find fragments of a plain brown package? If you didn't, you might want to check your shelter options again...

Oh, hello there! Yup, hard at it again. North South East West, who knows where these will come to rest! :laugh: Oh, those newbs! I have it on good authority from an unimpeachable source, that opusxfiles received his medal while trying to figure out whether the square peg could actually fit in...

Mr. Beach, your negative propaganda re: your opposition smacks of desperation. I expect this to increase over the next 48 hours or so.................. MERCILESS

Some have already felt the wrath of Merciless; more will do so today. Yet more will wonder at the nasty note left by their letter carrier in the days to come. My list is long; my humidor is deep. For I am MERCILESS!!

My wrath has fallen on the newbies!! Rest assured, there will be yet more wailing and moaning over destroyed mail receptacles, injured pets and children, frightened wives!!! My mission is not yet complete. Believe you have been ignored? That you are 'under the radar'? NO ONE IS IMMUNE...