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I am (in no particular order) a husband, a father, a computer programmer, a hunter, a shooter, a veteran, a fisherman, a cigar smoker, and a smart aleck.<br />
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My heroes in life are Groucho Mark, Hawkeye Pierce, Lazarus Long, Captain Mal &quot;Tightypants&quot; Reynolds, Jimmy Buffett, and John Rambo.<br />
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When I grow up, I want to be a either a policeman or a criminal mastermind.

The &quot;P's&quot; - Patel, Padron, Perdomo, Punch, Partagas, and Padilla<br /><br />A.Fuente slut. I like the Hemingway cigars more than the Hemingway literature. <br /><br />Mailing Address:<br /><br />Doug Watson<br />dr draynaT tnruB 803*<br />West Union, SC 69692*<br /><br />*Street address and Zip Code are &quot;mirrored&quot; to prevent search bots from getting my real address.<br /><br /><br />CP Dealings:<br /><br />Newbie Sampler from Ludwig *This BOTL is awesome!!*<br />Sampler bought from bjp87<br />Fuente Sampler bought from buzzed<br /><br /><br />Ridiculed by souldog for buying a cigar named &quot;Cuban Rejects&quot; <br /><br />Poker:<br /><br />Sent:<br /><br />6 to dkprlp 8/15/08<br />2 to seadub 8/19/08<br />1 to vengo97 9/5/08<br /><br />Received:<br /><br />5 from dkprlp 9/2/08<br />5 from slcraiders 9/6/08<br /><br />Passes:<br />Blind Cigar Review - Pay it Forward #2!:<br /><br />Sent from tsmckenney 9/3/08<br />Received: 9/6/08<br />Sent to: Yeahthatsme 9/8/08

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long