Doubt, Fear, Anxiety, Anger, Ennui, and Puppetry
The level of denial is adequately illustrated by the following searches on Google:
"I am a psychic" - 267,000 results
"I am a sales clerk" - 440 results
MMA Math:
Kimbo Slice > James Thompson > Hidehiko Yoshida > Mark Hunt > Tsuyoshi Kohsaka > Fedor Emelianenko