Recent content by TastesLikeDirt

Are my shirts done yet?

Are you lathered bitches all past yer estrus yet? Maybe we're cool? If not...guess what?? :whistling: Hee hee hee...hah hah hah...har har har!

Someone should report you all to the principal. You...you...ruffians. And just to clarify, I would not sell my schmokes to just anyone.

Yes, I would be very concerned with my trustworthyness if I were you...5700+ posts on another board with never a trade gone sideways in four years. References are available if you require them. But I don't think you will. What kind of men malign a new member without knowing anything about him...

We're still angry, aren't we?? These "schmokes" will be available soon on the Trade Board. Since there's no need to worry about their quality, I'm sure they'll sell fast.

As predicted, the vendor's CS rep stated that the sticks had been opened for "inspection." Following that conversation I went ahead and removed the plastic wrap; the cigars look fine. Atomically strong, but fine. Now I demand apologies from some of you middle-school bullies who hurt my...

I have not opened the box. To do so would gut the assertion that the box was previously opened and re-wrapped; I would have zero proof the seal was sliced by someone other than me. With the original shrinkwrap intact, it's obvious the paper seal was cut before the cigars got to me. Gee...

I must be a lowly peon, but I like Gurkha Expedition...nice, soury tang; good burn; not expensive. What's not to like??

$140 box of Dominicans from good factory, delivered to me from an etailer we all know, with outside shrinkwrap intact but with clearly sliced paper factory seal. Somebody had these smokes before me and returned them to the etailer, who replaced whatever was smoked and re-shrinkwrapped the...

Okay, awright...cease and desist any flying objects hurled in my direction. I always kinda liked Hickory back in the 60's...and Flying Dutchman. Then I discovered Balkan Sobranie in the original white can; then Dunhill Std. Medium; then Iwan Ries. WTF happened to me?? :whistling:

Who was Godwin?? :whistling: Thanks. That was way more insightful and worthy of a post count increase than a simple and annoying LMAO. Right?

Okay, maybe it wasn't that funny. :whistling:

Congratz. Ferry boats require radar control? :laugh:

I smoked my Granddad's made-in-bond Bering Plazas when I was eleven, in 1958. They were green...and so was I. :laugh:

HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA HAR HAR HAR!!!!