Wenglish

Geez, I hate doing mini-bios for myself. I guess I'm going to include one of my favorites that I wrote for a contest submission a year ago:<br />
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I was born with a pen name--Will English--and have been writing ever since. In case you're wondering, I've just about exhausted the numerous puns and various plays on words associated with my name. My writing tends towards the eclectic with a focus on humor. <br />
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I've loved, lost, and stumbled around drunk. I've been accused of being an asshole and worse. Once, I saved a girl's life from the clutches of her would-be assassin. Over the years, I've found that no single fact can sum up a man's life.<br />
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I'm a graduating senior [now, unemployed graduate] intent on leaving the Richard Stockton College forever.

Writing, reading, cigars, scotch, women, music, video games. Not necessarily in that order.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.