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NICE ONE!

That was the intentionaly implied innuendo of that long ago post (That was YOU?) The self-implication and degredation made it all the funnier, I thought. Perhaps I am losing my touch. :( :( :(

If all else fails, pick on someone's grammar. (It is you're). That will make up for all the things I have been saying about you while I have sex with your wife.

Why would you possibly toss a softball quite that easy our way....a big man fond of saying "let's get it on?" COme on man....challenge us.

I get a cup and a mouthgaurd in the ring!

LOL. Thanks Gary.

HELL no....how about who will SMOKE the most ofesnive fake? You know the addy, Wilkey.

Very rarely does. but it did make for a fun thread

I didn't have time to get to the hardware store to pick up any of the above mentioned treatments/quick fixes, so I took the hit. No story, no nothing. You see, deep down, I'm a coward and a bad liar. THat is why I was never a litigator.

Finally! A man that understands women. Thanks, Matt!

My pleasure, brother. Now...where te hell can you still buy a coke for .60? Was it delivered to your car window by a teenage girl on rollerskates? [homersimpson] MMMMM....teenage girl on rollerkates......[\homersimpson]

Bill's always good for a longer than you can imagine chat. Bill--whe we going to get to see you again? I think you just got a PM from Gary about that very thing....

He had it tucked back pretty well. Close enough.

That was YOU? Good times, and welcome to the mile high club.

I am sweating out the last one or so as we speak. Noting like getting on a plane in Orange County at noon on a Monday, sauced. I had to drink heavily throughout the flight....I had a bad feeling about sobriety after the past few days, so I kept that asshole at bay until we started our initial...

I have been in California for four days drinking not-for-export Russian vodka with two extended Russian families (they got it out of the country by the case, though). I got to bed at 3 AM or so. I woke up at 6 to go to work. Laurie left not long after that, I was dragging my butt back...

Then I could tell her the one armed man who beat me up scratched the floor! BRILLIANT!

THanks guys. These were stained in the house after install. I did not see any left in the house for touch-ups. I'll see if I can't get some from them today.

I seriously thought about covering it with something but it is RIGHT when you walk into the bedroom. No way a rug could go there. I'll try all these quick fixes. If they don't work, I'll find a way to blame her. Thanks fellas.

Through the surface and into the wood...not terribly deep, total is probably around 1/16. Honestly, perhaps it is even less. But it is very noticeable.