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Alright, enough of this nice guy banter. I'm BACK! OK Smelly, your gift is on the way as I used the USPS elves out of my Summer residence in North Pole, Alaska. It's scheduled to arrive on Christmas Eve as long as they get their shit together and stop drinking their spiked eggnog all day. As for...

Ho Ho Ho. Just checking in again Brandon. Santa hasn’t forgotten about you. Mrs. Claus sent me a video of the postal situation in Ohio right now. What a mess. Coal for all of them!! One of the elves also told me some packages have been delivered but the tracking still shows ‘in transit’. If you...

Maybe tomorrow? 🤞

Hopefully tomorrow!!

Well big surprise, my reindeer must be all goofed up on skunkweed and dropped the ball on getting your package delivered on time! Looks like it's on it's way, maybe, as it's been scanned in since the 15th and still moving from facility to facility within the same town...

Ok the package is packed up and will be on its way monday since apparently the post off is only open for 2 hours on Saturday really WTF. There will be a follow-up package with last gift since USPS SUCKS!!!!!!! And it is in the its late but on its way category. I hope this first package makes...

Your item is out for delivery on December 19, 2020 at 6:10 am in CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA 22911. USPS expects to deliver your package today by 9:00pm. The second package hasn’t moved since middle of the week. I am sure it’s coming still but no idea when.

If you’re talking about me... believe me, that’s not fish on my breath, if you know what I mean 😂 And for you my child @Acclaym, the reindeer just texted me with this message:

Amsterdam baby! You have to visit Amsterdam.......

Glad you like the package Matt. Enjoy the socks and be glad I couldn't find any xmas themed underwear!

Ok got the one awesome item and waiting on last awesome item and god willing it will come today. If not I will mail everything out tomorrow and send it separately. Definitely lots of coal for USPS this year.

Ho Ho Ho, You're very welcome! Happy Christmas, Merry New Year!

Well Mr. Elliott, @cabaiguan juan unless something amazing happens I don't see your first package arriving today. It shows leaving RICHMOND VA yesterday afternoon which gave me high hopes that they might be able to deliver today. But since that is the last update I don't see it happening...

Let's hope for Saturday. Lazy ass elves...

Ok SKYDIVNEKD, I am getting messages from my elves stating that is was actually colder in MO when they touched down than when they took off from the North Pole... 24 degrees?? Can someone kick on a heater down there?? Anyway- I placed in the FEDEX system- elves are Unionized and dont do...

Looks like my UPS helpers have successfully delivered package... Merry Christmas and next year I expect you to get on the forum more often, maybe hop on the VHerf once in awhile and check in, or risk being put on the naughty list...

Hello Anthony, Looks like Bert did his job correctly as your package was delivered at 12;36pm. All of us here at the NP hope you enjoy. Again, Merry Christmas to you and yours. SS

Well Mr. Elliott, One of the packages seems to be moving in your direction and could be there Friday. The second package is not showing any new updates but I am sure it'll catch up with the first package at some point. I knew I should have delivered this myself but you know how much I enjoy...

Ho ho ho...ohhh, my achin' old bones! The elves are helping with the deliveries while I take some advil and rest up before the big trip! Here's to a safe and happy holiday! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho

All these centuries, and that lady still thinks she can pull one over on me. Oh well, at least the reindeer like to cuddle. I didn't name that one "Vixen" for nothing...