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HO HO HO Mr. Elliott. I think the elves have done a decent job of getting some holiday cheer prepared for you and your family. The reindeer even insisted that your treat begging dog be included in the holiday fun. My tour of the Gurkha factory last week really helped give me some ideas to...

That all sounds good and I hope to have this out tomorrow. Mrs. Claus asked about anyone else in your house and if there is anything we could send their way as well. If we send some edible things anything not allowed in Hawaii or allergies/ hates you have?

We seem to have a lot in common. Your wife has two complaints about me too. One. I've got an amazing tongue. 2. I have an amazing tongue. Watch for the brown truck guy on Monday, I've got other people's wives to bang. I can't be doing all this shit on my own.

Although I may not have 'exactly' what you're looking for (Chad has the male model already, sorry), I still have a few blowup options I am sending your way. Gonna be honest though, wasn't easy getting these things in a box. Let's just say be easy with opening or they are gonna pop right out...

Little boy little boy your package is on the way! I hope my elves make you happy to end the crazy year that we have had. Unfortunately my reindeer refused to enter the state of Texas. However, we were able to find some well armed postal workers that seemed right at home within your great...

Santa is in a good mood today . So he is on his way to see you Paul. Just stole the USPS delivery truck so hoping it wont break down as I am going 25 MPH - its speed limit HOHOHO Well watch out for my license plate 9405511202555881282898

So who would know amidst all this snow That Rudolf is a union leader He's cornered Comet, Dasher, Donner and Blitzen And this union crap has my sleigh in the shitzen Santa can't fly, Covid immune or not This reindeer union has Santa's sleigh in a knot So its off I go to the postal depot With...

Well Steve, if I am reading things correctly, I'm seeing get your wife all the things and you nothing! I think I can do that. Stay tuned! 😄

OK Chester, what kind of things are 8-9 and 11-12 year old boys and girls into these days? Wait, is that creepy?

@Breedy I hope this package brings you as much joy as it brought me! Stay safe and behave yourself! MEEERRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY CHRIIIIIIISSTMASSSSSSS!!! HO HO HO 🎄🎄🎄 9405503699300164019527

Warning well heeded, I'll let the reindeer know they can relax their rears! I'm pretty good at this gift giving thing, so I'll do my best to get ya something you'll enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!

HoHoHoly shit! That’s fantastic news. Santa’s got something special for you!

Taking a Page from @AVB amazing book. Hope he doesn't mind Who gives Santa presents when it's Christmas day? I tried to take one to him but the snow got in the way He lives up at the North Pole and I didn't take my skis I couldn't get it to him, can someone help me please? It was nearly...

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@Gonz, my elves have been doing a very good job on your gifts, but Mrs. Claus was going shopping today and was wondering what size shirt do you wear?

Associating with Jfields... Did you even try to get on the nice list this year? Santa will give you a chance to redeem yourself by settling a debate between he and Mrs. Claus. To make Chili are beans required? Your Christmas hangs in the balance, choose wisely.

HO! HO! HOOOO!!! I've been plowing away the snow and Mrs Clause, but the elves are hard at work making your gifts. Now back to shoveling all this snow!!!

I think this Jolly old man can find something to suit your needs. Final question, what size shirt do you wear?