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Where is my rake?

This one too.

This always works for me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman type person and started canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you...

Yes I am. The TaT in the Hat.

FORSALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

That's not customer service, it's rape.

Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may...

Cigars are at stake here. This was started to be a cornucopia or a horn of plenty of endless free cigars from all the profits. Ugh!! It just so happened that we ventured into this at a bad time ,to say the least, But have faith brothers good times are a comin again. :thumbs:

Yay...Got my vote. I ain't got a clue any way. :thumbs: Me...I'm goin to the track tonight. :whistling:

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but...

Once upon a time there were two Bear fans, Ed & Keith, that had season tickets at Soldier Field. The first home game came, and they decided to take Ed’s black pickup truck to the game. They arrived at the game early, went into the stadium, and watched the game. After the game they came out to...

The two things that have remained a constant through out the years are golf and horse racing. I've been lucky enough to have played the Pebble Beach complex and the T.P.C. at Sawgrass. Flew into N.Y. ( Aquaduct ) on weekends for the stake races. A perfect day now is golf in the morning and the...

If you have to go back, request a vein viewer. That thing will light them up big time. How it works

Looks like a neat gadget but couldn't find the dimensions. :blush:

A little lady from North Carolina had worked in and around family dairy Farms since she was old enough to walk...with hours of hard work and little compensation ..and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores (1940's or 50's???) she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for...

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times' sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well, Sailor, you're doing...

A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She...

There are so many good ways of brewing coffee. What makes it great is when you roast your own beans and grind it fresh just before brewing.Ahhhh.

The same reason you will always find a screen door , somewhere , in every submarine.