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A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and shouts: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes...

Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal trainer was placed in the local paper. Only two applicants showed up: a male and a female. The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer, so he would choose the one with the best act. At first glance it appeared that the...

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire...

I think he's a sneaky bastid and will MAKE $432.00 :thumbs:

Sorry, don't know what came over me. :laugh: And good luck at the Nationals.

I'll guess a cigar caddy. :thumbs:

Excellant piece of work. How much do you think it weighs?

Any trees in your back yard? You could grow your own.

I have one of these too Wilkey.Used it for 2 yrs. now and still works fine. This is where I get my filters. Seems reasonable and a little cheaper. If you find a cheaper source LMK. Mine covers 2 rooms just under 500 ft. Clears all the good home roasting odors and the aroma lamp I used to cover...

I totally agree with Kenny and Double D. Proxy signed and your'e doing a great job sorting through all the research being sent to you. How much have we gone through in buy & sell fees so far. My own research tells me that for a VERY SHORT term and VERY HIGH RISK investment any loose ca$h...

That's a lot of work Gonz. I had to take a nap after reading that. Can't wait for the pics. :thumbs:

Spiders give me the willies. Real goose bumps. But WHO could forget ... BORIS... :( These... give me the willies too. ???

I guess I'm in the group after the last group. Scuse me while I go wind up the old victrola and put on a 78. :whistling:

What trees? What sidewalk? :love:

Neal will laugh at us anyway. I think we are his entertainment some nights. :angry: Here's to us and the fund. :thumbs:

A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the...

Would love to try some of these. :thumbs:

Here ya go Wilkey. 3 good on line retailers Coffee Bean Corral Sweet Marias and for the fanatic Kona :thumbs:

I'd take a slot if there's any left. I love this kinda shit. :D

There are many,many ways to make a great cup of coffee. Make sure you have the best and freshest beans you can get. If you roast your own beans you can have different coffees all the time. It's well worth it!