Here's what I've got in mind. Prices are a combination of the prior valuation in the pass (particularly those for the Taken cigars, obviously) and Comparison Shopper/random internet averages (moreso with the Puts, again, rather obviously...) and a spritzing of Mokidust sprinkled in as well...

Bumped for what seems like a sudden and recent deterioration in overall quality of spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc. I realize that in some part it's likely due to unfamiliarity with newly acquired technogadgets, fat and/or slimy fingers on touchscreens (Pro tip: wipe the boogers onto your...

Anyone here know the DA (or a skilled-but-cheap traffic attorney) in Tift County, Georgia?

Roger, Roger.

Consider me considered! Thanks, and congratulations on the milestone!

I'm home and can go whenever--next is fine with me if that's easiest for everyone. Just let me know... I'll start looking over P's and T's either way though.

Rop Insight Grateful1 Kingantz

I'm certainly fine with passing virtually if my return home is going to be logistically difficult. I'll need to double check my stash at home in order to come up with my puts anyway, so I'll be sure to wake up the thread once I get back to Miami... I smoked a Davidoff Corona Maduro out in the...

Dave's not here, man.

American Psycho II: Grandpa Bateman and the Headless Hardbodies

Turbo weather in South Florida!

I don't have a caption, but if the contest were to provide a soundtrack I'd have to suggest Stone Cold Bush by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Bump for the holidays. HERE's the link that will give a $5 referral to my cause (the retired greyhound adoption group that we got our dogs through) should you decide to sign up. You'll be able to choose whatever cause you want the proceeds from your purchases to go towards--you won't be bound...

While I don't know whether it will be an issue or not, I figured I ought to let it be known that I'm going to be out of town from 12/20 through 12/31 or so.

I'm willing to admit that I'm petty and spiteful enough when it comes to sports grudges that I was disappointed with every aspect of Cleveland's performance last night--the fans, the players, Gilbert, everyone. I wanted the spurned masses to get their pound of flesh in the most base way...

Sounds like you're getting old too.