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Banana loaf?

I wish I had heard of this joke before I shat all over the good couch last night. Could have gotten away with it.

Cigar Jesus will forever bestow fermented leaves to his followers.

The Andrews Sisters - Rum and Coca Cola.

Hey mate! I have been well, here and there (and the places in between), and deciced that I may have missed this place after all. Maybe it is the 'meltdown of the week' that drew me back in? Perhaps it is the varying shades of brown?

In your damned head! Stop being so lazy.

You are right Dan! Damn it when someone calls ME out on grammar instead of the other way around. Self, as in the concept of. Not self, as in the literal reference.

Why do people always assume that cigar smokers must be cashed up, sensless fat men wearing tophats whilst buying out farms to extend the railroad? CP is harder to fool than Dawkins on speed tied to a clone of himself (also on speed).

Sometimes love just aint enough.

Free cigars you say? Curse this large body of sea between our mailboxes. Send 'em to someone worthy.

Glenside; it had a much more appealing dessert menu.

Those sheep look entirely too calm and... unspoilt.

To understand my convoluted musings, let’s look at the concept of Self for a moment: -Our ‘sense of self’ is quite aptly named. It is indeed a sense, in the purest meaning of that word. A Chimera. -Our identities (the people we imagine ourselves to be) are simply a narrative that we tell to...

Maybe she stole all the good cigars?

Well... sorta. Typical cigar profiles from different countries can be jammed into categories if you like, but the truth is cigars from all over can taste as varied as you like. It depends on your palette, the manufacturer and your mood. Get to trying as many as you can, and you will form your...

Possibly even more splendid than the previous outcome. I like this new rule. It has pep.

I drop some leather Into a bowl of pepper. Rolled up; it smokes strong.

I know! Get some heartfelt beads, or a waterpillow or such, and chuck it in there with your cigars. Then, you simply apply a solvent to the rim as you close the lid... and hey presto: a seal. This will only work once.

You fair dinkum?