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Got up this morning and started fixing a big pot of my Spaghetti Sauce for tonight's dinner. Have bread baking now to go with it. The smell permeating through the house is driving me crazy and I have to wait until my wife gets home to serve dinner! Might have to take a slice of bread and try...

Well since I have to work that day I guess I'll just have to smoke a couple of candela-wrapped cigars to celebrate.

Those are correct prices, I was there last week.

Here in WV the tobacco tax is 7% and is added onto the price of the cigar before purchase.

Gotta be snakes for me. Which is ridiculous since I was a Park Ranger for over 30 years. But I can't stand to even see pictures of them.

Guess I better start looking through the bottom of the humidors for some cigars to see if I can try to match the quality of the cigars that have been put into the pass so far. Great job guys! :thumbs:

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a gorilla of a very rare species. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available...

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem... In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the...

Subject: A Hearing Problem! During a revival the last week in November in Cheneyville, a little town between Bunkie and Alexandria on Highway 7l, an evangelist was bringing the service to an end. As people were standing in line waiting to tell him their personal problems, he asked each...

Hey it wasn't his fault, the b*tch set him up! :D

ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm...

Obsession A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second...

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman...

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To...

Happy Birthday Dennis! Hope you have a great day.

As always I'm very honored to be included on your pass Devin. :thumbs: Brother Vern, great to see you back! Matt, don't listen to any of these crackers. As long as you keep posting pics of Salma you're aces with me! :thumbs:

Glad you and your wife had a good time Dennis. You missed a great dinner on Thursday. We had Venison Medallions wrapped in Bacon, very tasty!

Tonight's the night!

Well that would get Mel through the morning. :whistling: :laugh: Have a great day Mel. :thumbs:

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: