Like the contest idea Neal, and like it or not, You are a true BOTL. Very cool.
Oh, and Tone-ny: "Perfect Gentlemen" from the self titled album, Slightly Stoopid
Short Stories are one of my Faves, and I smoke one every chance I get. I usually take about 45 minutes to an hour with them, slow and relaxing.
I can usually find them in local shops around Ft Worth and Dallas for around $5, not sure what MSRP is but $5 is not a bad price for a yummy smoke...
When my wife and I met, she said I was a Brat, so I took the name Bratde98 in AIM, "Brat in 1998" and then when I started into the Cigar stuff, I used Puro and added the Brat, thus PuroBrat.
I am Purobrat on every cigar board. I also own the name Mike's Cigars on CF, but that was my first Cigar...
Come on Gregor, get with it now. You see this quote, if you don't post 99 more times in the next 4 days, I won't win. And I NEED to win see. So get to posting, if you are not sure how to post pad, talk to CC, he can teach ya how!! :laugh:
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Babe calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump.
"A what?" says the confused parts guy.
"My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."
"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?"
"A Datsun."
As the parts guy writes...
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An elderly couple, Palmer and Myrtle, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Palmer always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything...
Actually, Car Insurance will typically cover it, even if the person did something Incredably Stupid. The clause that will likely hurt THIS idiot is the one that says the insurance company is not liable if the damage occurred as a result of Intoxication or Drug Use.
There is little doubt the guy...
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