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  1. SamClemmons

    WV Hillbilly drive by

    My shop is in a little complex on route 55 (the truckers shortened it to the "double nickel"... okay, so truckers ain't known for being real smart). I wasn't here on Saturday but the guy at a neighboring business was. He said it was kinda foggy on Saturday morning and he was in his shop when he...
  2. SamClemmons

    Ever notice the similarities?

    You are banned from ever using this word again. NA
  3. SamClemmons

    Black Widows - how do you get rid of them?

    Hold them up to public ridicule then BAN them. What, you a slow learner? NA
  4. SamClemmons

    Need a little transaction advice please

    Can someone list the deals he defaulted on? I think I missed something. One sentence per transgressionshould be fine. NA
  5. SamClemmons

    Ask SamClemmons

    The entire purpose of suspenders is to suspend something from them. Given the lack of anything else to suspend from them, a holster would be an exciting and useful accessory. Perhaps the misunderstanding was yours. When shaking hands with a prostitute you should remember that at least one of...
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    Ask SamClemmons

    The holster is not for an "actual" gun. NA
  7. SamClemmons

    Need a little transaction advice please

    Ninja's though, THEY ARE SWEET! NA
  8. SamClemmons

    Need a little transaction advice please

    No. This is not about pride. Pride keeps us from committing wrongs. It's the complete lack of character that allows someone to commit then deny an injustice. NA I dunno Tim, that bastards complete disregard for the shift key is criminal. NA
  9. SamClemmons

    Ask SamClemmons

    Ditch the suspenders... think quick release holster, preferably 44 magnum size or larger. Also, tinted windows and cheap sunglasses. NA
  10. SamClemmons

    Need a little transaction advice please

    So the deal was agreed to on August 25 and a check was received on August 12. That doesn't seem to me to be too out of hand. I think he said "the check's on the way" when it wasn't, not good. His lack of response to this thread when he knew the check was on the way, also not good. Certainly not...
  11. SamClemmons

    Contest

    Oh man. Now we got 2 dicks in the same pants. NA
  12. SamClemmons

    Morning Chuckle

    Ninja's are sweet! For the newbs. NA
  13. SamClemmons

    Contest - tomthirtysix is a winner!

    Star Wars NA
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