Tick tock @TexEagle ! If Santa doesn’t hear from you soon, you may get what you deserve instead of what you want!

I was about to send my elves on a search party for you, MX! What about other things, libations, hobbies, treats, significant others? Any pets who have been good this year? You'd think Santa would know these things, but sometimes even the big man in the red suit needs a hint or two. Next year...

To my Most Mysterious Recipient, I hope this letter finds you in good spirits and with a well-stocked humidor. As your Secret Santa, I’ve been tirelessly observing you from afar. My current intelligence suggests you either crave a rare Cuban cigar or a lifetime supply of matches. The data...

Oh, this will be fun, 'lil Bradley. Seems you have quite the reputation around here! I have put the elves to work, and I think you're going to love what we come up with. We'll send it off via the Reindeer Express soon! :)

@mason.k If you don't tell Santa what you want for Christmas, you're likely to end up with whatever dog rockets the elves leave lying around the workshop, so I hope for your sake you come give Santa an idea what you like!

Let’s see what I can put together! The Elves ransacked the Humidor two days ago, chattering on about the CP Secret Santa and how they were running of time. Ludicrous I tell yah. There’s got to be some goodies I have hiding in Santa’s Secret Stash!

@Rod Boss Man - I have been called some interesting names myself. I think Leader of the Wolfpack is not too bad of a title. You have to give me a bit more than “ send anything my way “ though. And even if a flea collar might be a good idea - if I don’t get more info I might have to bring a...

Oh ho ho ho!!! @CgarDan the legend himself! Come sit one Santa's lap and tell me what it is you'd like for Christmas. Let's keep it within reason. I can not promise you VIP access to a Skrillex concert, but I am sure we can work something out that will keep your goon squad from kneecapping me...

Santa sees all and knows all. Santa has his people everywhere.

@Pugman1943 I hope you are enjoying a wonderful Thanksgiving. Please don't forget to let Santa know what is on your list this year. The elves are ready!

🎅📺🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SANTA IS ON THE RUN 🚨📺🎅 Every TV in the country suddenly switches to an Emergency Alert: BEEEEEEP. BEEEEEEP. "This is not a drill. Santa Claus has escaped containment." News anchors are sweating. Reporters are shouting over the sound of sleigh bells. A helicopter cam catches...

@GIRFD52 or Noob, now that you have properly introduced yourself, let’s get back to business. What can Santa do for you and the Mrs this Christmas season? And what about those old cats? Are they into the green stuff? The Nip?

Good news! I just returned from a HERF with the boys. We can help you out with some of your wishes! How about the Mrs? I heard she likes gardening. Is that flower or veggie gardening? Are you a beer drinker, or more of a grandpa's hooch kinda guy? HO HO HO!!

@Eqwhipped paging Mr Eqwhipped… Anyone seen Mr @Eqwhipped 😜

Chip (@Cparker), I've been running in circles getting the last honey-dos in for Mrs. Claus before she'd let me focus on Christmas and you're the first name that came up! Now, I must tell you that I don't know who all these other mystery "Santas" are on this thread but I can sure tell you that...

Ho ho ho @Smart Ash my boy! I received a multitude of emails, text messages, Instagram DMs, WhatsApp PMs, phone calls and even a few hand written letters (with terrible handwriting) about how good of a young man you’ve been this year! I was honestly flabbergasted…its been a long while since...

@Thoughts HOHOHO! Merry Christmas oh thoughtful one! Wow, it's already that time of year again, and Santa has been thinking about you a lot lately, have you been a good little boy? I've been watching you around the forum, and you seem like a good upstanding member! So young man, tell ol' Santa...

Well it certainly looked like you were trying to hijack his gift when you have his address as being in NE, when it clearly should be in NC! You're cruising for a last minute move to the naughty list, Chadley. And as I'm sure you know it's a very busy time of year for me, so @bfreebern is...

Merry Christmas, blah, blah, happy holidays, yadda, yadda, HO HO HO, drivel, Happy New Year, malarkey, wishing you glad tidings, hot air, Season's Greetings, gibberish, etc Let's just get down to business. What can I send you to make this holiday season memorable (nonsense). Some nice cigars...

Well, Mason, I have to admit when I saw your name on my list my first thought was something along the lines of My second thought was that you don't exist, and are just a way for Chad @CBoukal to get a double dose of gifts for himself. That being the case, I'm going to need you to post a photo...