Well well well, Bobby. @rbbrock I heard some unsettling things about you this year. Have you been a naughty boy? Your father sent me a letter, and I'm a bit concerned. Is this really what you want for Christmas? Wouldn't you rather receive some Corona Gorda sized cigars? Nothing bigger...

Dear Todd Dear Rod. Let’s just skip to the real deal Mr Boss Man @Rod No matter what these clowns tell me about you, you make the nice list in my book every year. Hell you host all the NSFW girls on this site and let me pick a few out for the big event. They sure keep me warm in that...

Shane, It seems you've seen fit to grace my list once again this year, so tell me, what is it you'd most like to see under the tree? I had to wrestle my prized authentic box of glass top Kohiba LE's away from Donner and Blitzen this morning, but there may be one or two left in there for you...

@JoeGibs , I hate going to Minnesota, its too warm there and every year I try you are hiding in the woods, well not this year; I am going to find you! Tell CP Santa your wishes and I will ignore all of them and just send you want I want ;) . But for real, what makes you tick? Cigars, booze...

@modo22 Well here’s comes the same s$#!, different year, Babenski. You water boarded the elf on the shelf I sent, domesticated Rudolph so you could use his nose to light up your red room, and still managed to pay off the elves to put you, Bennifer, on the ‘good’ list… Just tell me what you...

Hello Mr. @Eqwhipped! Santa has you on the naughty list this year… looks like you and some other thug went around the Pass getting everyone drunk! You should be ashamed of yourself… But, I suppose I’ll look the other way since that bourbon got me through reading some needy letters from those...

Joe, today is just a "hello". Why, just got in from trimming the hoofs on the herd and while I am waiting with the sugar plum faries to discuss you wishes, my ass is sore and I am tired. So get your initial thoughts together so that when we have our father and son talk, you will know what a...

Ho ho ho all the way to CO! I flipped through my big ole book and found you on the Nice List this year, spreading good cheer to those far and near. You may share a name with one who is Tiny, but there's certainly nothing small about your heart for this community. So Tim, tell Santa what you'd...

If your name is your smoke Santa needs to deal some coke Surely there is a smoke or two That Santa has for Behike that will do Living is Mass, you must like snow Any sports to note, or books you should know Here's hoping for you a great holliday season Give Santa some reasons to make it your...

@TexEagle it’s been so long since you’ve been on the Nice list that I don’t remember much about you! I do recall that you like the Eagles, but I’m not going to punish you for having poor taste! I need some ideas! Do you have a favorite cigar manufacturer? What are some of your favorite cigars...

Welcome from the north.

@GIRFD52 umm, so I see that you've been here about a year, that you live in the middle of nowhere Nebraska and that you "develop" software. I don't see an introduction post either - WTF?!?! Where was the Wolf Pack on this? How did this slip through the cracks? Fucking wolves need to tighten...

Merry Christmas, Ed (@Pugman1943)! After all these years I hope you still believe in me as I love to bring adults presents too. I have been smoking a fine cigar while checking my naughty list, and it looks like you are in the clear. Probably because the missus kept you on a short leash. So...

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If you can't figure out my secret identity, Jon, there's just no hope for you. It may not be quite as obvious as that dope Superman, who just puts on some nerdy glasses and thinks no one will recognize him, but it's not really too far off of that, either. I bet if you looked at the tracking, and...

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, Ron. Enjoy some s'mores tonight with the fam. And burn the marshmallows right. Once you go black, you never go back. 😉😘

My elves informed me that the package was delivered at 10 this morning. Merry Christmas Mr. Parker!

Ol’ Santa talked to the man in brown, and he said to be on the lookout for him on Thursday!

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