Alrighty @Acclaym, It looks like I have checked all of your references (including the cats) and the stories collab. To celebrate your arrival on the NICE LIST, I had my best cigar elves pull a couple of things together. You'll need to see if they "wired" it all up right. Here is a picture...

Ho ho ho! The reindeer just left the runway. Merry Christmas! 92346903470167300066168601

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Alrighty then, package is on the sleigh. ETA is the 19th at 8 pm. Just checked in (12/18) and we're still on schedule!

word to ya mutha

Ok Chester, i did some research, and you’ve been pretty good, but in looking at your internet history, saw a few nekkid midget volleyball searches, WTH?!?! But, hey, i like nekkid midgets too, though don’t tell HR, knomesayn? Sorry for the delay, Santa had a lot of non Christmas business travel...

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Look out William! Santa is on his way!! 9405503699300732356849

Sorry Santa just saw this but was waiting on some item anyway. Package is scheduled to ship tomorrow morning but if you need me to hold it till you get back let me know when you will return.

Well, Jon, I'm sorry to say the elves outsourced part of the gift and the dolts at USPS have cemented their position on the naughty list by losing track of it, so your lovely wife's share will be coming separately, and later. But the rest of the stuff is heading out tomorrow, and unless the...

Unfortunately, your treats are in the air as we speak. If you can clear up what you are seeking, I will make a note for next year…

HOHOHO elves are packing the slay and your packages will be out without delay

HO HO HO Chip! The elves and I have been busy gathering everything we could find from Drew Estate!!! Lucky for you, we couldn't find anything, but we did find some things that we hope you will like. As my schedule is crazier by the day, I will have to ship them through the local mail carrier...

The Elves this year are full of soda and candy! My goodness, they are out of control. Hope that Chimney is clean @wingman1974 ! USPS 9505510055014349391290

@PaulTra I was rather shocked at the amount of coal the elves were able to fit in one box. They tried to tell it wasn’t coal at all, and something they call “Black and Milds”. Either way, it was impressive. Your gift of fossil fuels should arrive on Wednesday...

4206610937299405530109355073897719 Happy Holidays May you and your family and friends be blessed

Ho ho ho! Packing the sleigh up very soon, Rod! Have a great weekend, young man.

Your package is on the way Joe! I had my Halloween costume still hanging in the closet, so I’ll be wearing brown and driving a brown truck!

Your pony. Everyone gets a pony. He's not house broken, so keep him away from the snacks. And don't feed him after midnight.