Well, those lazy [censored] God [censored] [censored ] [censored] reindeer are on strike again. They do this every.single.year ! @Gator - lucky for you, there's the U.S. Postal service - and neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of...

Merry Christmas! 9505511780714340735128 Hope your tree is up and ready, this should make it down the chimney on Monday!

In the year two thousand, with cigar in hand, Rob lit a spark, saw a need, hatched a plan. The vision was clear, he set the stage, For brothers in smoke, to share and engage. An internet forum, where comradery can grow, Sharing stories and smokes in the comfort of home. With vherfs uniting...

Puff my boy the key to life Is knowing how leverage And so as I sit, a little bit lit Sipping a tasty beverage While another is to come One is on the way Santa has oursourced Cause the els are away USPS 9434611899561591695018

Thanks for the ‘tip’. Haha! @modo22 your package should fly by the end of the week.

@Eqwhipped You seem like the kind of guy who cares more about his family than himself. That’s the Christmas spirit for sure. You family will be taken care of !! But unless you let me know what cigars, libations etc you fancy, Santa will have to resort to his favorites. And I have been on...

Let's see if any of these get your stocking stuffed

'Twas the night before Christmas, stars twinkled so bright, Santa prepped for his journey, beneath the moonlight. But this year was different, a unique kind of cheer, For Santa delivered cigars, spreading warmth and good cheer. He loaded his sleigh with each fragrant roll, Handpicked with care...

Well Acclaim, I can see that I really need to focus my attention on you! I have checked both lists (Naughty and Nice) and you are not on either...Could there have been a mistake made by my elves? I understand the stresses they have at this time of year but MISSING ON BOTH LISTS?? Ill open a...

I am a bit late doing this as your handle was at the bottom of the M list. Most folks have names like Max, Mix, Mex, Mo etc., but then there is you with NMI ( no middle initial. You trying to make this had on an old guy? Well, I have a generous heart and see you have improved your habits and...

@Nate1977 , This is Santa, and I have been hired by the U.S. Government to do a survey. You have been one of the lucky few to be selected to take this survey. Please give as much detailed information as possible. We don't want to elves to have to come down and audit the situation...

Coal sculptures? Now you have me back to the drawing board. I might be able to find you some phalic coal sculptor your man cave before Black Friday deals are over.

@Eqwhipped Ho Ho Ho. We all know you are a busy fellow but Santa needs a bit of help with his questions or on the naughty list you will go

@PaulTra Santa knows if you been naughty or nice this year! What he doesn’t know is what cigars you may be itching for. I see a lot of black works in the line up as of late, is there anything specific you may be wanting?

I cannot for the life of me find the list with your name on it @wingman1974, but I do know the Misses gave me one freebie this year to move a name from the Naughty List to the Nice List, and I choose you! Santa knows about your smoking activities, so no need to play coy. Do you need a refill...

Damn CgarDan wasn't kidding. But no blonde for him. It'd get him shot.

@modo22 !!!! When your done sleeping off the turkey and booze, come let Santa know what you'd like for Christmas, in addition to Alka-Seltzer, Gatorade and a bloody mary.

Thank you Joseph for making such a nice list! I have instructed my best elfin rollers to cease production on your Gurkhas and White Owls (which are Santa’s favorites) to concentrate on these lesser quality cigars that I’ve never heard of! Oh, I had to refer to my Google machine to find out...

Damn, maybe I should send ammo?

Let’s see Chester, I have a Tim Walz blow up doll that I was going to send to Dug Emhoff, but can redirect to you. Santa has cigars, not sure about the other items, Santa tends to avoid WalMart, they’re still butthurt over Rudolph dropping a deuce on a cash register (it was a bet with Blitzer)...