Hey Dawg, Santa needs some help with your list and I will need to use my helpers to deliver your gifts this year since I am no longer allowed in the state of Florida!! No matter how crazy that state is, they have some weird protection laws on selling reindeer parts for things other than...

That shit looks like my sleigh.

@modo22 / Benjamin, at this rate, how much coal do you want?

Or so I’m told, any truth to that @drunkfish3? I’d say come sit on my lap, but Santa doesn’t want you to get the wrong idea, and yes, that is a gun in my pocket, Santa got robbed last year, in the White House of all places, President Biden ain’t getting his wish, but we all know that already...

@Pugman1943 what’s the matter, did your tongue get stuck to a flag pole!? I’m going to get the “major award” ready for you…

Wait...so this kid thinks posted a pick of a big tittied blonde in cut offs will distract me ???!!! Well it worked. Where's the Santa's Helpers thread?

Merry Christmas CgarDan , Santa wants to know if there is anything paticular you may be looking for? Santa needs some ideas so I can put these damn elves to work. What might you be sipping on these days? Do you have any hobbies you enjoy? Is there a misses around that would like something...

OH HO! HO! HO! I can work with this! I just may have to move you to the nice list after all! I'll get the elves to work some of their magic. Maybe I convince those bastards to mail it too and then I wont have to do shit! HAHAHA!!! Either way Mr Smart Ash Ass Man Santa will be nice this year and...

@Aalvord2

HoHoHo. Here at the North Pole, we don't get out much. What's an isom ?

So from your response, this could be grape white owls. What ring gauges do you prefer? Is/are there stick you have wanted to try but have not? And, what does "full strength" mean to you? Cause on this board, full strength could be a Macanudo for some or a Padron for others. I mean, "green"...

Okay Mr. @Pugman1943 I see you’re going to make me work at this… Do you have a cigar wish list? Do you enjoy a sip or two of the sauce? What’s your flavor? Do you enjoy reading? Do you need any lighters, cutters, ash trays, etc? Give me something to work with here kid…

HO! HO! HO! With a name like @Smart Ash you either know a lot about about burnt up remains, or you think you're clever and trying to avoid my naughty list. HO! HO! HO! Either way come sit on my lap and tell ol Santa more about ya. What ya into? What kind of cigars do you like? Any you hate...

William! My man! What is up brother?! I hope life is treating you well and things are good. This is my favorite time of year, of course, because I love to take care of my favorites and somehow you made that list! Maybe I should double check my list.....oh well, for whatever reason, you are...

Mr. @Gator - you are in luck this year ! Your name has been moved to the "nice" list ! Congratulations ! So, tell Santa what's on your Christmas wish list. I have to tell you that we have already ran out of ponies, but there are several consolation gifts, such as this nice pet cat...

Santa’s ridin’ through the snow, On his sleigh, he’s ready to go. But there’s one thing he needs to know, A question for Aalvord2, just so. Hey Aalvord2, tell me true, What cigars do you want, in your Christmas crew? I’ll fly from pole to pole, Just to find that perfect roll. Santa’s got his...

@CBoukal let it slip that you have a birthday coming up soon so this should be an extra special Christmas season for you. Tell Santa about yourself. What do you like to smoke? What does Mrs Ben like to do? Does she play pickle ball? Cook? Knit? And what of kids and pets? Got any of...

Now Jon, there's no need to be shy! Wiggle on down into my welcoming lap, then wiggle some more just for fun, and tell me what you like (or don't). Maybe you're a broadleaf guy - once you go black you never go back! Maybe you're a size queen - gotta hit both sides so the bigger the better...

Puff the Magic Dragon The fat man calls to you Jesus Joseph and Mary Or Peter Paul and Mary What fillings of the stocking shall I do? Santa needs your help with a list And the big man needs it stat! My list is short on patience But cooperation can help that What brands or varieties of cigars...

Ho ho H2O @Eqwhipped Elves have been telling me stories that you have quite a scientific mind. Plus you are responsible for keeping us safe from some weird gas explosions. That definitely puts you in the good camp - no coal for you Now for the fun stuff. Tell me what cigars inspire you to...