I've heard of people calling it a schlong, wang, pecker, dick, cock, peter, wiener, amongst other random names. You win the prize, though; you are the first I've ever heard refer to it as their "little hobbit".
All ended well. The red is beachfront -- I live on Dovekie, which is in the red. Basically, we're the first to die. The yellow is Extreme Tsunami zone, which means that if a really severe tsunami hits (waves around 5' and over), then that area is in danger now, too.
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