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I hope you've thought long and hard about what you think you deserve because if my payload has to fly through SoCal, I'm going to need a smog check for my lungs and all my reindeer. But lay it on me, what do you like to knock back? What tickles your fancy like my balls of holly?

I'll pour you a fresh pint of my famous Christmas Ale and see how you like it while you tell me what you've been craving. I see you like fine brews, ones without fruit additions and that sort of tomfoolery. Congrats on being a new Dad, you're in for a ride so please don't be shy! Santa

Ho Ho Ho Mr. Sneeds, I see you have been a really active boy the last week and don’t think for one minute that I am turning a blind eye.   It has come to my attention that for reasons unknown to me you are training for my job.  I may be getting old but I will not be retiring anytime soon so you...

sorry!!