A jewish soldier is lost in the desert of Iraq and stumbles upon a rusty old oil lamp with what appears to be some writing on the side. As he rubs it to get a better look at the inscription, a whirl of smoke and steam erupts from lantern and a Genie pops out.
"My friend, you only get one wish, I've been downsized, so make it a good one."
The soldier thinks for a moment and pulls a map of the middle east out his rucksack, "Here the jews are killing the muslims, here muslims are killing the jews, here the christians are killing the muslims, here muslims are killing christians.... enough is enough, I wish that you fill this whole region with eternal peace, prosperity, love and tolerance."
"Holy ****ing ****! I have been in this ****ing lamp for 3000 years and you hit me with the mother of all wishes right off the bat!? How about giving an old genie a break and picking another wish, that one is just too damn hard."
"Well," says the soldier, "it's a little embarrassing and a kind of selfish, but... well... do you think you could get my wife to give me a blowjob?"
The genie thinks for a moment.... "Let me have another look at that map..."
"My friend, you only get one wish, I've been downsized, so make it a good one."
The soldier thinks for a moment and pulls a map of the middle east out his rucksack, "Here the jews are killing the muslims, here muslims are killing the jews, here the christians are killing the muslims, here muslims are killing christians.... enough is enough, I wish that you fill this whole region with eternal peace, prosperity, love and tolerance."
"Holy ****ing ****! I have been in this ****ing lamp for 3000 years and you hit me with the mother of all wishes right off the bat!? How about giving an old genie a break and picking another wish, that one is just too damn hard."
"Well," says the soldier, "it's a little embarrassing and a kind of selfish, but... well... do you think you could get my wife to give me a blowjob?"
The genie thinks for a moment.... "Let me have another look at that map..."