A little tip #2

[Shooter]

I was thinking of the first one on the way to go do some gamblin but forgot so here is number 2


u go gamblin and the wife snakes your chips cause she loses all the time, know how much your up before your bet it all, cause you think you way up and lose it all.


Goes like this:


The wife and I love to gamble and I hardly lose, if anything I break even cause she loses. She has a habit of swingin by the table and sanggin chips, no that I care cause we walk out winners. How ever tonight, I had a small pile cause she had been snaggin chips. I ask how are we doin after 6 hrs she says down 50 bucks I think hell thats a tqnk full of gas and keep goin.... It gets bad I start askin for chips cause I had a hell of a hand (blackjack) double, split, double, split and double again. She keeps tossin chips my way.


No biggie right down by 50 (2 hrs ago) all 19 on the spread, gettin ready to cash in and go home the deal pops a 20 and takes a (well no coment) from me. No biggie.

I turn to her for more chips she says, you just bet it all. WHAT I thought we were down by 50 easy bucks


Two hrs ago she says you doubled since then.


WHAT why didnt you say so.


I did, I said we neede to leave.


Honey there's a difference between leavin, and Hey you doubled your money lets leave"

FUCK I was pissed




Oh well, life goes on......

Communication and gamblin are key. I threw it all out there cause I thought I had more to go.....Oh well



She kept sayin WHY didnt you just leave when I said to leave...... There is adifference between leavin when you want and leavin when I have doubled my money.

Make it clearer next time.

Cheers
Shane

 

[Saxjazzman]

Ahh, a women's coded language. It has destroyed more males by our inability to properly translate it. :laugh:

 

[smokelaw1]

You just have to have your female to male translator on.

"But you bought all those old cigars" = I think it only makes sense that we buy this Balenciaga pocketbook right now, and no, it's not really up for discussion.

Absolutely! = Maybe
Yes = No
No = Hell no, and ask me again, you'll need a lawyer.
Hell no = F-ck no, and ask me again, you'll need a coroner.
Do you think she's pretty = I need you to tell me that I am the hottest woman on the planet.
Let's go get some exercise = Your lazy ass is getting fat.
Can I get you something while I'm up? = We need to talk, and it will be easier if you have a drink in your hand
Want some ice-cream = Hey, will you get up off te couch in the middle of your show/game that I have no interest in to get me some ice-cream from the freezer?
More cigars? = You monumental schmuck...you bought more freakin' cigars?
What do you think of this dress (pointing to catalog) = You better like it, becasue I just ordered it.

I'm sure there's more, I just feel like thinking any more...no coffee yet today...must remedy.

 

[Seth]

My fav is, " Baby does this ( insert clothing here ) make me look fat? " LIKE WE COULD POSSIBLY SAY YES AND SURVIVE THE EVENING !!!!!

My girlfriend is 5'2" and weighs 105. Nothing can make her look fat but I still get that three times a week at least.




Seth

 

[marcsheldon]

My fav is, " Baby does this ( insert clothing here ) make me look fat? " LIKE WE COULD POSSIBLY SAY YES AND SURVIVE THE EVENING !!!!!

My girlfriend is 5'2" and weighs 105. Nothing can make her look fat but I still get that three times a week at least.


Seth

my favorite chris rock line was when his wife asked "do these jeans make my ass look fat"? his response was "no sweetie, its your fat ass that makes your ass look fat".