A Prayer for the Stressed!

[Shadow]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today becaused they p****d me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the a** that I may have to kiss tomorrow,

Help me to always give 100% at work.....

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help to remember........
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to p*** me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!



AMEN

 

[PuroBrat]

And another AMEN

 

[benjiev]

Amen brother Shadow.......

 

[Wascal]

Amen Brother!

I'll post this at my work

Thanks!

 

[Dawn]

Thats always been my creed!

 

[Robbmt]

Every day of my life forces me to add to the number of people who can kiss my A##.

Some people are only alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.

 

[JOE.M.]

Some people are only alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.

AMEN ROBB, I HAVE THAT BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR!

 

[Allofus123]

Some people are only alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.

It is? :0

Hmmmm, don't look in my garage, thats where I've been hiding the bodies! :lookup: