BrownDevil
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So midnight rolls around, and I felt like having a smoke. The CAO Sopranos Boss that a sweetheart of a BOTL sent over has been calling my name all week, so I thought what the hell, tonight's as good a night as any. But, couple issues come to mind. It actually DOES get cold in Arizona, and tonight was about 39º out and since I don't smoke in the casa, I figured I'd turn my Weber into a fire pit. I needed something hot to drink so a pot of Jerry's java got to brewing, and off I went to the driveway.
Phone rings...
Shit! This could only be one person :0 My ol' buddy D.U.I. (pronounced Dewey). You can probably guess how he got that nickname :laugh: He just got done webcam'ing and playing pocket pool with his old lady so I guess he figured he'd come over and annoy me at this hour of the night. He said he was fresh out of cigars so I was kind enough to gift him one of my favorite Roly #4 yard gars for his smoking pleasure. Not quite a dog rocket, but at a $1.20 a stick, if he had any complaints I would have just suggested he just sit and watch me smoke
SO...I fire up this big torpedo and right off the bat there was tons of smoke! Draw was very nice and the burn was even from beginning to end. Not 5 minutes into my smoke, D.U.I. wants to know what kind of food I had in the house since he obviously just worked up an appetite on the computer and had no food at his house. He looked hungry so I hooked him up since his ex-fiancé’s parents came by his house over the weekend while he was at work and repossessed his refrigerator :laugh: :laugh: Still, my pity for him only runs so deep. After listening to him piss and moan about this broad for the last 6 months...I did the good friend thing and told him if he wasn't in love with her, he should just dump the stupid firecrotch (she was a redhead) ??? . But not having the smarts to end things in an amicable way, he pissed her and her parents off to the point where all he has left in his house is his bed, a couch, 2 ferrets, and a washer & dryer that he has no clue how to operate
My cigar wasn't impressing me much sad to say No complexity at all, and this thing was definitely on the super mild side. I used to consider myself quite the CAO whore, but this one was a little disappointing. I give it a rating of 2 out of 5 stars. I'll give the other Sopranos stick a shot and hope for the best.
Cheers :thumbs:
Phone rings...
Shit! This could only be one person :0 My ol' buddy D.U.I. (pronounced Dewey). You can probably guess how he got that nickname :laugh: He just got done webcam'ing and playing pocket pool with his old lady so I guess he figured he'd come over and annoy me at this hour of the night. He said he was fresh out of cigars so I was kind enough to gift him one of my favorite Roly #4 yard gars for his smoking pleasure. Not quite a dog rocket, but at a $1.20 a stick, if he had any complaints I would have just suggested he just sit and watch me smoke
SO...I fire up this big torpedo and right off the bat there was tons of smoke! Draw was very nice and the burn was even from beginning to end. Not 5 minutes into my smoke, D.U.I. wants to know what kind of food I had in the house since he obviously just worked up an appetite on the computer and had no food at his house. He looked hungry so I hooked him up since his ex-fiancé’s parents came by his house over the weekend while he was at work and repossessed his refrigerator :laugh: :laugh: Still, my pity for him only runs so deep. After listening to him piss and moan about this broad for the last 6 months...I did the good friend thing and told him if he wasn't in love with her, he should just dump the stupid firecrotch (she was a redhead) ??? . But not having the smarts to end things in an amicable way, he pissed her and her parents off to the point where all he has left in his house is his bed, a couch, 2 ferrets, and a washer & dryer that he has no clue how to operate
My cigar wasn't impressing me much sad to say
No complexity at all, and this thing was definitely on the super mild side. I used to consider myself quite the CAO whore, but this one was a little disappointing. I give it a rating of 2 out of 5 stars. I'll give the other Sopranos stick a shot and hope for the best. Cheers :thumbs:
