An oldie but a goodie

[SweetMelissa]

Here ya go...good for a chuckle or three...

Melly


Buying Dog food at Wal-Mart

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I
had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the
street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

 

[JHolmes763]

wow... never heard that one, but I'll have to remember it!

 

[Infinity]

Excellent...ROTFLMAO

Brian

 

[Putz Mulligan]

:thumbs:

That is one of the better ones I have heard in a long time! Nice Melly!

 

[Rebel Herfer]

Thank You for a GREAT chuckle at the end of a rough day.
BTB - It's amazing how people will believe just about anything, as long as it has to do with losing weight and a few other choice topics.