Avast Me hearties, I Be Wishin' You All a Happy Talk Like a Pirate

[ironpeddler]

To all ya' land lubbers out yonder...if ya' don't honor me day, you be doin' so at yer own peril!
 
Fer ya' none believers....
 
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For yer pirate talkin' challenged....
 
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[extremeXconcepts]

I heard this on the radio this morning "Matey" "Arrrrg" I thought it "be" a "we bit strange, ya see" But we have been walking around the shop all day talking like pirates lol
 
 
ARRRRRG!

 

[Devil Doc]

It's 'lubber ya farkin' land crab.
 
Doc

 

[ironpeddler]

It's 'lubber ya farkin' land crab.
 
Doc

 
Alright, alright....ya' old sea fart.
 
 
Land Crab

 

[broblues]

Well Gary, you get one day a year to pretend you're a pirate, and you screw it up!     Jeesh! 

 

[ironpeddler]

Well Gary, you get one day a year to pretend you're a pirate, and you screw it up!     Jeesh! 

 
Steve, I did fix it after Doc spanked me....

 

[Devil Doc]

 

Well Gary, you get one day a year to pretend you're a pirate, and you screw it up!     Jeesh! 

 
Steve, I did fix it after Doc spanked me....
 

Keel-hauled, would have been a better choice of words.
 
Doc

 

[tomthirtysix]

Leave it to the peg-boy to start the thread.

 

[broblues]

There's a book out "Pirate talk for complete beginners".  Pick one up so Doc doesn't whip your "land crab" ass again next year!  :laugh:  :laugh: