Birthday wish

[PuroBrat]

Here is the Birthday wish for JFergus7...

I wish you would send that package you owe to brother WK-Mang and try to get your name removed from the Scumbag List :angry:


I think this may be the first time one of the Scumbag Listees was listed here as a Birthday boy, and I don't like it one bit :angry:

 

[CoventryCat86]

JFergus7:

May your coolerdor become infested with cigar beetles.

May every cigar you ever smoke again be plugged.

Be sure to add sulfuric acid to your tray of beads, I heard that it stabilizes humidity in your coolerdor

May the Customs Agents cut your cigars in half when you try to purchase Cuban cigars. Remember, the vendors only guarantee "delivery" so you can't make a claim when your box of 25 DC's is now 50 robustos.

May you run into Dawn in a bar some night where she'll kick your sorry butt from here to Hawaii (where WK-Mang lives, you know him you owe him a Secret Santa package you dead beat).

And most of all, may you have a lousy birthday and wind up in jail.

Don't enjoy :angry:

 

[wk-mang]

LOL! Thanks for the good laugh and for having my back Bruddahs!

Aloha,

Wade

 

[MrJerry]

I guess this means he's not getting a b-day card!?!

 

[DaveWF]

Man-o-Man, I'm glad I wasn't the first one to chime in with my standard "Have a great birthday, hope it's one of the best so far".

Make it easier on yourself - send the stupid package and be done with it. We'll all love you for it!


Have a birthday (not the intentially missing happy - if Wade isn't happy, you shouldn't be either)
Dave

 

[Bobbyson1a]

May the blue bird of happiness CRAP all over your birthday cake.