Calling in to work

[SFG75]

A woman calls up her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home
because she is feeling awful.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a bad case of anal fixated glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"And just what the hell is anal fixated glaucoma?..."

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."

Had an awesome cigar and a beer last night. The roads were horrible, thick with ice and lots of powder came down on our area, looked as if work would be called off, but alas, it wasn't.

 

[Lumberg]

I called in with that one, but to my RA who then reported to the rest of my section. Sans explanation, of course. She said she had heard that one before but still thought it kinda funny.