OpusXKC
MOΛΩN ΛABE
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As many of you may know this past Saturday (April 25th) was the Carlito Fuente party at Outlaw. With it being a party of such a great magnatude a few CP guys showed up, with MrPeat being one of them. Well, as soon as I ran into the hairy bastage he had to tell me a story.
He regaled me with how he, as always, has been fully awash with ridiculous amounts of tasty Opus goodness. Only in this last batch he manged to find the only turd the Golden Goose has ever shat. Out of a box of Power Ranges, 22 of 24 either popped, cracked, or had holes/other flaws. One that he had pictures of was missing a dime sized portion of the wrapper near the foot. Being impressed that such a thing could happen, I asked him what he was going to do about it.
"I'm going to tell Wane Suarez, so that they know these things are going down hill." so says the Peat.
Alright well, this should be good.
OH and it was. After talking to Wane, he comes walking back with a little something special
. "Well, that's kick ass. Quite nice of him I must say", I mention. Little did I know that was not the end of this tale
A little while later, Derek walks up to Loren and tells him Wane and Carlito want to see him in the humidor. Let me just say, the look of OMGWTFFFOX that was on his face was strong. As Swifty and I sit and wonder why those two are requesting a private party with this beard wearing cigar rapist, he tromps back into the lounge with a bag and a smile big enough to scare a nun.
"So...what's in the bag Loren?" we all ask with bated breath.
"Oh this...nothing special...just Carlito's Secret Stash."
"OMGWTFFFOX...???!!!111onez"
It would seem that Wane related Loren's story to Carlito and found that the only way he could remedy such a situation was to give him all of the personal smokes he brought with him to the party, including a personal BBMF.
"Dude, I don't know what type of oral pleasure you performed to get all that, but it is fuck-tardedly impressive"
So here the Fat Man sits in all his grandeur. As Rich Perelman himself put it that day, "[Loren] you have a god like presence."
He regaled me with how he, as always, has been fully awash with ridiculous amounts of tasty Opus goodness. Only in this last batch he manged to find the only turd the Golden Goose has ever shat. Out of a box of Power Ranges, 22 of 24 either popped, cracked, or had holes/other flaws. One that he had pictures of was missing a dime sized portion of the wrapper near the foot. Being impressed that such a thing could happen, I asked him what he was going to do about it.
"I'm going to tell Wane Suarez, so that they know these things are going down hill." so says the Peat.
Alright well, this should be good.
OH and it was. After talking to Wane, he comes walking back with a little something special
. "Well, that's kick ass. Quite nice of him I must say", I mention. Little did I know that was not the end of this taleA little while later, Derek walks up to Loren and tells him Wane and Carlito want to see him in the humidor. Let me just say, the look of OMGWTFFFOX that was on his face was strong. As Swifty and I sit and wonder why those two are requesting a private party with this beard wearing cigar rapist, he tromps back into the lounge with a bag and a smile big enough to scare a nun.
"So...what's in the bag Loren?" we all ask with bated breath.
"Oh this...nothing special...just Carlito's Secret Stash."
"OMGWTFFFOX...???!!!111onez"
It would seem that Wane related Loren's story to Carlito and found that the only way he could remedy such a situation was to give him all of the personal smokes he brought with him to the party, including a personal BBMF.
"Dude, I don't know what type of oral pleasure you performed to get all that, but it is fuck-tardedly impressive"
So here the Fat Man sits in all his grandeur. As Rich Perelman himself put it that day, "[Loren] you have a god like presence."
