".....HELP FIGHT TERRORISM"
President Bush has asked all Americans to unite together in a common
cause to root out terrorists hiding in our midst.
The Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked
woman who is not one's wife.
Therefore, on Thursday, July 4, our FOURTH OF JULY, at 2 PM EST, all
American women who live in residential communities are asked to
appear in public completely naked for one hour to help weed out terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in
front
of their houses to prove that Americans believe it's OK to see other women
nude.
Also, since Taliban disapprove of alcohol, men should display a cold
six-pack beside them as further proof of anti-Taliban sentiment.
Send names and addresses of non-participants in this public display
of female nudity and male beer drinking to CIA Headquarters, Langley,
Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please send this on to your
fellow patriots to ensure 100% participation.
God Bless America and Cigar Pass :thumbs:
President Bush has asked all Americans to unite together in a common
cause to root out terrorists hiding in our midst.
The Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked
woman who is not one's wife.
Therefore, on Thursday, July 4, our FOURTH OF JULY, at 2 PM EST, all
American women who live in residential communities are asked to
appear in public completely naked for one hour to help weed out terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in
front
of their houses to prove that Americans believe it's OK to see other women
nude.
Also, since Taliban disapprove of alcohol, men should display a cold
six-pack beside them as further proof of anti-Taliban sentiment.
Send names and addresses of non-participants in this public display
of female nudity and male beer drinking to CIA Headquarters, Langley,
Virginia.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please send this on to your
fellow patriots to ensure 100% participation.
God Bless America and Cigar Pass :thumbs:
