BigJake6904
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- Dec 31, 2007
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Every once in awhile Instead of looking at jokes with plots, or anything funny that requires "too much" reading, I find it entertaining to jump in and read some funny one liners. Every once in awhile, you stumble onto something rather witty and can get quite a hoot of off some short reads.
Not to mention, we've all (at one point or another) been in a situation where you had to get that elusive females attention. So let's hear it, whether it's Good, Bad, or Ugly...what's one of your favorite pick up lines? Or rather, what's the most desperate attempt at a pickup you've ever witnessed?
Here's some of mine...
The Good:
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
The Bad (But funny):
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
The Ugly:
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
***Notice - Contest (Updated)***
I'm going to turn this into a contest that will run until tomorrow night (Wednesday) until midnight CST.
There will be two winners....the most creative and witty pick up line, and the worst one that would literally get you slapped.
Let's keep it clean guys, no insane amounts of vulgarity.
Everyone that posted so far can post again, and have a shot at redemption since I just came up with this idea.
Rules:
1) 1 post (those that posted above may edit their post if they wish to change it for a contest)
2) Keep the vulgarity to a minimum, we can be funny and witty without the "F" word 3 or 4 times in one line
3) Decision will be made Wed. night after midnight, and prize packages will go out Thursday morning.
4) Edits are allowed before the cutoff time, any edit after midnight CST on Wed. will be disqualified
Not to mention, we've all (at one point or another) been in a situation where you had to get that elusive females attention. So let's hear it, whether it's Good, Bad, or Ugly...what's one of your favorite pick up lines? Or rather, what's the most desperate attempt at a pickup you've ever witnessed?
Here's some of mine...
The Good:
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
The Bad (But funny):
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
The Ugly:
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
***Notice - Contest (Updated)***
I'm going to turn this into a contest that will run until tomorrow night (Wednesday) until midnight CST.
There will be two winners....the most creative and witty pick up line, and the worst one that would literally get you slapped.
Let's keep it clean guys, no insane amounts of vulgarity.
Everyone that posted so far can post again, and have a shot at redemption since I just came up with this idea.
Rules:
1) 1 post (those that posted above may edit their post if they wish to change it for a contest)
2) Keep the vulgarity to a minimum, we can be funny and witty without the "F" word 3 or 4 times in one line
3) Decision will be made Wed. night after midnight, and prize packages will go out Thursday morning.
4) Edits are allowed before the cutoff time, any edit after midnight CST on Wed. will be disqualified
