Continue this sentence and make a story

Jonesy

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...while drinking a cold beer because he could no longer take the fact that someone keeps stopping the story by quoting others and laughing, so he took it upon himself to...
 

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apologies like usual (sorry) and continues on with the story.....by adding.......Broke back mountain and Magic Mike are *users*(______) Favorite movies because.....
 

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they feature balls. When Clint was asked to star in Broke Bake Mountain 2, he said
 

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yes as long as Tom36 was his loving co-star and the could film long walks around NYC drinking...
 

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like the Heinekens they had the night before when they stopped at ironpeddlers house to....
 

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To.... see if those really were shit stains on the tighty whitees hanging on the cloths line....or if it was.....
 

ironpeddler

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..when he joined in the neighborhood daisy chain contest. Well, as it turned out, they were neither $hit stains or the residue of a Snickers bar on the underwear. Because after further inspection, utilizing the FBI's fullproof 'Scratch & Sniff' method, it turned out to be....
 

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makeup. Because they weren't actually titey-whities, they were his illegitimate daughter Snookies granny panties that she misplaced while...
 

ironpeddler

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...using her strap on to ride Jonesy like a rented mule when they were taking a shower together after a day on the beach. The whole time this was happening, we heard Jonesy crying "harder, harder" but what we didn't know was....
 

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Clint was videotaping this and about to put it up on Youtube when.......
 

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a young lamb in an inappropriate manner while reading about...
 

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how to hurl a tennis racket at small bunnies with deadly accuracy. He felt his excitement rising to new heights thinking of....
 

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the box hidden in the corner of his closet with two chinchilla pelts that he uses only
 

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when he's had too much Viagra and can't come down, forcing him to walk the streets at night asking strangers....
 

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Have you seen my wiener? Feanks and beans!!! Feanks and beans!!! As a passerby...
 
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