Continue this sentence and make a story

[Jonesy]

...while drinking a cold beer because he could no longer take the fact that someone keeps stopping the story by quoting others and laughing, so he took it upon himself to...

 

[2K6TBSS]

kick said story stopper in the balls until he...

 

[extremeXconcepts]

apologies like usual (sorry) and continues on with the story.....by adding.......Broke back mountain and Magic Mike are *users*(______) Favorite movies because.....

 

[Rod]

they feature balls. When Clint was asked to star in Broke Bake Mountain 2, he said

 

[Tall Paul]

yes as long as Tom36 was his loving co-star and the could film long walks around NYC drinking...

 

[2K6TBSS]

Anything that flows from public urinals....

 

[Jonesy]

like the Heinekens they had the night before when they stopped at ironpeddlers house to....

 

[extremeXconcepts]

To.... see if those really were shit stains on the tighty whitees hanging on the cloths line....or if it was.....

 

[GMAN21]

The snicker bar he had left behind when..

 

[ironpeddler]

..when he joined in the neighborhood daisy chain contest. Well, as it turned out, they were neither $hit stains or the residue of a Snickers bar on the underwear. Because after further inspection, utilizing the FBI's fullproof 'Scratch & Sniff' method, it turned out to be....

 

[Jonesy]

makeup. Because they weren't actually titey-whities, they were his illegitimate daughter Snookies granny panties that she misplaced while...

 

[ironpeddler]

...using her strap on to ride Jonesy like a rented mule when they were taking a shower together after a day on the beach. The whole time this was happening, we heard Jonesy crying "harder, harder" but what we didn't know was....

 

[Franco593]

Clint was videotaping this and about to put it up on Youtube when.......

 

[extremeXconcepts]

he realized there was also a video circulating around of him touching a young..........

 

[broblues]

a young lamb in an inappropriate manner while reading about...

 

[AshesTwoAshes]

how to hurl a tennis racket at small bunnies with deadly accuracy. He felt his excitement rising to new heights thinking of....

 

[Bayamos]

the box hidden in the corner of his closet with two chinchilla pelts that he uses only

 

[4cbln3]

when he's had too much Viagra and can't come down, forcing him to walk the streets at night asking strangers....

 

[CMontoya79]

Have you seen my wiener? Feanks and beans!!! Feanks and beans!!! As a passerby...

 

[extremeXconcepts]

shouts from his creepy white van with no windows, filled with lots of............