Cool Dog

[grand cru no 2]

I originally posted this in the wrong forum. Now that I am in the right forum, here goes.

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog
For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The
guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a Dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."

So the Lab continued. "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married,
had a mess of puppies and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that $hit."

 

[geldor1]

Now that was funny. :sign:

 

[atuck]

:laugh: :laugh: I liked that one!

 

[PuroEsq]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[CvilleYoungGun]

I had a dog like that once... Oh wait no that makes me the liar, well still liked the joke. :laugh: :laugh:



CYG

 

[Castaway]

 

[Pyre]

LOL!

I heard a different version of that story before. Here's the version I heard (different, but similar).

A ventriloquist goes out to a farm and decides to have a little fun with the owner.
"Hey pal, mind if I talk with your dog?", the ventriloquist asks.
"The dog don't talk you idiot" the farmer said.

The ventriloquist goes over to the dog and says "Hi Dog, how do you like it here?"
"Its great!" says the dog. "My owner feeds me every day, walks me and plays fetch every saturday!"

The farmer looks amazed.
"Mind if I talk to your horse?" the ventriloquist asks.
"Umm.. I don't think the horse talks.." the farmer mumbles.

"Hey horse! How's it goin?"
"Great!" says the horse. "The farmer takes great care of me. He rides me every week, brushes me down and makes sure I have plenty of grain and hay."

The farmer is amazed.

"Mind if I talk to your sheep?" the ventriloquist asks.
To which the farmer replied, "That sheeps a fuggin liar."

 

[dav1041]

Funny, Pyre, But your avatar kills me every time! My belly hurts.