Secret Santa
CEO, North Pole Inc.
Well well well, Bobby. @rbbrock I heard some unsettling things about you this year. Have you been a naughty boy? Your father sent me a letter, and I'm a bit concerned.
Is this really what you want for Christmas? Wouldn't you rather receive some Corona Gorda sized cigars? Nothing bigger though, I hear you don't like big fatties. I'm fat though.... Maybe your father is right and you have been a naughty boy!
You better shape up young man, or I'm going to let your neighbor Bill take over my duties for you this year!
But let's not get carried away. Give me some ideas other than what your father has suggested. Maybe you like to drink? I won't tell. As long as it's not that Alamo crap he drinks. Hope to hear from you soon, and let's get you off that naughty list!
Is this really what you want for Christmas? Wouldn't you rather receive some Corona Gorda sized cigars? Nothing bigger though, I hear you don't like big fatties. I'm fat though.... Maybe your father is right and you have been a naughty boy!
You better shape up young man, or I'm going to let your neighbor Bill take over my duties for you this year!
But let's not get carried away. Give me some ideas other than what your father has suggested. Maybe you like to drink? I won't tell. As long as it's not that Alamo crap he drinks. Hope to hear from you soon, and let's get you off that naughty list!