Forgotten Insults

[Acclaym]

I found this to be pretty funny. [url="http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/old-time-insults]Link[/url]

Do you gents have any quips or barbs that you think need to make a comeback? Any fit for a slubberdegullion? :laugh:

 

[Aussie Shaun]

Ah yes that takes me back, we surely have lost the art of insulting someone without swearing and dont forget the quick comeback that always followed said insult, you son of a motherless goat.

 

[Acclaym]

I think most insults these days are too crude. Its far more fun to watch them think about what you said and see the moment of clarity.
My pops always has a way of letting people know how he feels without actually saying it. The other day I heard him mumble something under his breath after he was finished talking with some guy. I asked him and he told me he called the guy a yellow bellied sap sucker! At first I thought he called the guy a cowardly fellationist :laugh: but later he explained that a yellow bellied sap sucker is just a bird native to N.A.

 

[broblues]

Watch out for the old "Pot licker" jab. A favorite of my father-in-law.

 

[MadMonk]

I believe it was Richard Pryor who explained that "yo momma" was the most effective defensive slur you could retaliate with.
Over the years, I've seen more deeply into his genius.

 

[Not A Nice Person]

My father was inordinately fond of "blithering nincompoop."

~Boar

 

[Greggj77]

Any Curb Your Enthusiasm fans?

I found myself calling someone a "Shmow-Hawk" while driving with my son. It just came out, it made me laugh after I said it.