cigarsarge
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A woman gets out of the shower, walks up to the mirror and looks into it. Her husband is quietly reading on the bed.
As she looks into the mirror she says, "My hair is gray. My face is wrinkled. My boobs bounce off my knees and my butt and legs have got fat."
She says "Please honey, say something to cheer me up."
Her husband looks up at her and says,"Baby there's absolutely nothing wrong with your eye sight."
Please don't repeat this one to your wife. :sign:
As she looks into the mirror she says, "My hair is gray. My face is wrinkled. My boobs bounce off my knees and my butt and legs have got fat."
She says "Please honey, say something to cheer me up."
Her husband looks up at her and says,"Baby there's absolutely nothing wrong with your eye sight."
Please don't repeat this one to your wife. :sign:
