You gotta look at the bright side - turn this problem into an opportunity...
You REALLY didn't want to own Mopar, right? I mean - it must have been an awfully desperate act that brought you to that decision point.
Now would be a good time to look at something at tad more fitting of your station in life. With the "cash for clunkers" program, perhaps is the time to take a big step up - Maybe a Yugo???